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How should we dispose of our elderly baby boomers?

You know.  Before the smell of old people skin and Ivory soap gets to be too much.

Posted - July 15, 2019

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  • 6988
    Easy, there! Half the people on this here site probably qualify as 'boomers', including me. BOOOOOOMMM!!!!
      July 15, 2019 6:18 AM MDT
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  • Sorry about your obsolescence.
      July 15, 2019 6:19 AM MDT
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  • 44660
    I'll still be here when you are dust. So will Rosie and she is a pre-boomer.
      July 15, 2019 7:08 AM MDT
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  • I have to say, I am of the belief that Rosie G., in some form or another, will live on forever.  My twinks, no matter how many of them I post, will age and pass away, but her exclamatory inquisitiveness will surely become the stuff of internet legend.
      July 15, 2019 7:14 AM MDT
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  • Well see about that. 

    *lights up another dart
      July 15, 2019 7:19 AM MDT
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  • 44660
    (Lights up another cigarette.)
      July 15, 2019 11:45 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    give them all designer cement shoes and toss them into marianas trench  
      July 15, 2019 7:11 AM MDT
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  • Your compassion knows no bounds.  LOL!
      July 15, 2019 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 44660
    At least I'll get to go down one more time. I need to smoke some weed first.
      July 15, 2019 11:46 AM MDT
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  • I am against disposal and in support of upgrading them. 

      July 15, 2019 7:14 AM MDT
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  • Resistance is futile!
      July 15, 2019 7:15 AM MDT
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  • Precisely.  We send them out and have them assimilate other cultures into our own. 
      July 15, 2019 7:16 AM MDT
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  • I am all for repurposing old junk into something useful when possible.
      July 15, 2019 7:18 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Recycling makes sense, but it's best when it's a home-spun project rather than a forced endeavor such as the great Amnerican sham "the transfer station"

    Look at this beautiful keepsake. A true heirloom which will last for generations.  Less troublesome and it certainly smells much better than when Grandma was alive.
      July 15, 2019 9:25 AM MDT
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  • I always thought that's what the Morlocks were for.  The older generation becomes food.

      July 15, 2019 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    Time Machine...Love that movie so much!!!
      July 15, 2019 9:25 AM MDT
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  • 2836
    *sigh*
    If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times, "Just eat them".
    Sure they are are old, tough and chewey, but if you slow cook them long enough on a slow heat, the meat falls straight off the bones and you get a delicous broth to dip your crackers in, too.
     
    Solving world hunger and providing a nutritious meal for lower incomes as well as hot lunches at school is critical for a future that meets everyones needs.


    "Help a Dude with Some Food"
      July 15, 2019 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Oh I am SO hurt.

    I am sure this is all about ME.  

    How do I recover? 

    I mean I am a whole 68 and a half.  How do I compete?  I can no longer DRINK.  I am SO NOT COOL.  

    Who can I get to hang out with?  Oh yeah.  I DON'T GIVE A CRAP.  I'm so old I  must have forgotten.

    I know one thing.   The stuff that I have forgotten is still VOUMES more than what you will ever manage to KNOW in your lifetime.  

    So, why do I give two squats what you surmise about anyone of any age?  Which way do you think you are headed, genius?  Do you have a pill that makes you even younger and stupider?  Have at it.
      July 15, 2019 9:30 AM MDT
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  • 44660
    I used to say that to the other teachers...That I have forgotten more science than they will ever know.
      July 15, 2019 11:50 AM MDT
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  • Calm down Sharrone take it on the chin a little, it's just a  silly ribbing.
      July 15, 2019 1:59 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    HEY GRIS GRIS?  ANYONE ASK HOW OLD YOU ARE?

    YOU ARE NOT YOUNG.  

    Your ballroom days are over, baby.   WAKE UP AND SMELL THE GERITOL.
      July 15, 2019 9:40 AM MDT
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  • I know.  :(
    I am.nearly obsolete.
      July 15, 2019 2:01 PM MDT
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