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WelbyQuentin

A dog/cat/god/God joke inspired by one of god's questions and God, ha!


Could this be one reason why I'm a cat lover?
:)

I think this little joke is funny:




A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."

"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"

The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."

Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."

Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"

The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat."










Posted - July 17, 2019
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  • 8214
    LMAO - HAHAHAHA that's about it for sure. 
      July 17, 2019 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Funny.  
      July 17, 2019 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
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  • Welby, you floored me with that one.  Good stuff!
      July 17, 2019 10:46 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
    1

  • 10026
    I totally loved it and sent it to Don!  AWESOME Welby!!  Thanks for the Giggles! :) :)
      July 17, 2019 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
    1

  • 10026
    I put this under bookworm  but it defintely applies under any and all!

    Happy! Happy! :):)
      July 17, 2019 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    It's all good.
    Thanks, Merlin.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 6:23 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    LOL! :D


      July 17, 2019 12:45 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:56 PM MDT
    1

  • 10026
    Happy! Happy! :) :)
      July 17, 2019 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I need to remember this, especially after what I just posted on another thread.
    :(

    Thanks for reminding me of what is more important, Merlin.
    :)



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 17, 2019 6:21 PM MDT
      July 17, 2019 6:20 PM MDT
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  • 2836

     Hah! Cats know their place! 

      July 17, 2019 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    After a long day, all of you who have answered as of now, all of you have made my day. I'm glad you laughed!
    :)

    As I post now, I'm posting the same reply to everyone.
    :)
      July 17, 2019 5:57 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    You're awesome, Welby! 

    Laughm, I did! . That was very funny. Thank you!
      July 19, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Hi Jonny Goat! You're welcome!
    - - I hope you somehow see this -- sorry, I somehow missed your reply. I'm glad you liked this joke. I laugh every time I think about it.
    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 11, 2019 8:49 PM MDT
      August 11, 2019 8:49 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Came across my question here just now. I still laugh at this joke and thought I'd reply back to you again since, back last year,  I was almost a month late replying to your comment.
    :)

    And maybe someone will see the question new and laugh at the joke I posted.
    :)
      February 9, 2020 5:23 PM MST
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  • 3523
    I "liked" that one three times.  You'll just have to take my word for it.
      July 17, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Ha!
    :)
    :)
      July 19, 2019 6:30 PM MDT
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