EEee GAds Element! Take the compliment and see the light. It isn't too often that Don Barzini tosses out a statement like that! Don't make me come over there and make myself your agent! Goal or not, it is an idea that may prove to be fantastically science-manipulating!!
That sounds like one of those ideas that just might be crazy enough to work bet all you would have to do is throw the microwave into a particle accelerator. Cheers!
Tread carefully, mon ami. It’s a slippery slope that might lead you down the same path as all the other mad scientists who devise plans to take over the world. (For instance, do you have an evil cackle that chills the blood of your opponents when they hear it?)
The problem being is you would be creating In-the-closet micro-freezerotics. Let the come out of the closet and let them roll!! Who wouldn't like to have a little handy-dandy wave unit? By making little molecules go balistic, you could have a chicken pot pie and a margarita on your balcony, not in the closet!
Next thing you know, you will design them to fit in your pocket, not the closet. You are amazing, Element. :) :)
You have to go to the far north where there is no sunlight for 6 months of the year. No sunlight there so no photons from the sun so there is only dark energy which is made of 'coatons' (an Inuit term meaning 'put your fur coat on because it's cold') which give coldness instead of heat. Take a tenkfull of coatons home with you and connect it to your microwave and have a valve to give a slight blast of coatons and you will have your stuff as cold as you want.
Element there is a cheaper solution with no Nobel Prize involved. It is called liquid Nitrogen.
You could always do what commercial Kitchens have done for at least the last 60 years - A Blast Chiller
Now if you could get a Magnetro, Klistron or similar to do the opposite of what they were designed for............. Sharpe Electronics would send the Ninja assassins after you
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