What a nightmare. When I was but a wee little lad some mean girl with talons, sharp teeth, and horns on her head and hooves for feet pushed me down causing me to fall back in to one of those. My head split open and blood gashed everywhere. This act of unsurpassed cruelty was completely unprovoked. I am a good boy and she was a witch. Her name was Lisa. She smelled of sulfur. I of course was not going to miss a chance to milk a dramatic moment for all it was worth. I screamed and cried, everybody panicked and we rushed off to the hospital emergency room. God, i love attention. I should have won a daytime Emmy award. Since then I have a scar on my scalp that thankfully is covered by my long luxurious locks. I never really think of it much except when my head is repeatedly hitting the headboard of the bed and I go into periodic flashbacks. Goatsey says the mild seizures makes it all the more fun. WHATEVER! Girls are mean!
Yee gad! Women are vicous creatures. It may have not been the sisest choice to reveal to me your extensive medical history regarding "head injuries", but then again, It could work to my advantage. You never know, right? Well, I am so sorry to hear of your horrific beating by a pathological female lunatic. Holy cow!
If you like, we can cuddle up in front of the boob tube and watch some cheesey late night drama like "Fatal Attraction" where Glenn Close boils the family's pet rabbit. You can rest your weary head on my lap. I will gently stroke your face and finger your scar. Would you like that? Would you like me to finger your scar?
Afterwards, I will show you my scars. I have oodles of them. I will let you finger my scars too. It will be a blast!
You know I am your greatest fan! I would never allow you to get hurt, ever. You know that right?I'll take goooooooooooooood care of you!
AAAhhhh Yes... I too have been attacked by that hell-demon at night. After I kiss Don and wish sweet dreams, I pull the covers tight. I'm always afraid he will attack my shins with delight. He does this when I get up to pee. My shins don't feel the same way, as they have scars of attacks from him in the past, you can see. I hate those things!
This post was edited by Merlin at July 30, 2019 4:01 PM MDT
Benedict Arnold 