Discussion»Questions»Humor and Jokes» Are there parts of your body that at one time you could wiggle but now can't? Are there other parts that now wiggle but you wish wouldn't?
Believe me, it’s not that I can no longer wiggle it, it’s just illegal to whip it out willy-nilly and give impromptu shows. Grrrrrrrr, morals, ethics and decorum.
I used to have very flexible toes and fingers. Could pick up a pencil or grain of rice with my toes. Could bend my fingers back like a Thai dancer.
Now the wrinkly skin folds (a year ago filling me out by one size) flap and jiggle when I dance. The humour and fun of it compensate for the loss of physical beauty.