Sandwich order up!. Ticket 52, Randy?

  You didn't even have the courtesy to use a condom protection?  Barbarian.

This post was edited by Randy D at August 1, 2019 6:04 AM MDT

That's mayonnaise YOU threw at me.  YOU PERVERT.

I'm calling the Poison Control Center and reporting all of you.   Grrrrrr.
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Nurse 1:  Why do you think he's gone on this hunger strike?  What does he hope to accomplish by doing that?
Nurse 2:  His tox and alcohol screenings are all negative, that's all I know.
Nurse 3:  He's probably one of those protest-junkies on a campaign to force a big industry to do something or trying to get government action for his group's agenda.
Nurse 1:  Why do we always get the weird ones, the crazy ones?  I'd like a nice normal patient every now and then, you know?
Nurse 1:  I'm just glad we sedated him.  He was murmuring for hours about some woman named Tilde.  Maybe he's got a thing for that actress Tilde Swinton.
Nurse 3:  Heck, that's nothing compared to how he was when they first wheeled him in here; he swore he'd never eat another morsel of food for the rest of his life.
Nurse 2:  It  could be food poisoning.
Nurse 3:  They checked for that too.  Negative results.
Nurse 1:  Yep, just like I said, crazy as a loon.
Nurse 2:  Maybe he's not crazy.
Nurse 1:  There you go dreaming again.  You're new here, just wait until you've had about a dozen patients like this.  It gets really old really quickly.
Nurse 3:  Don't tell us you think he's sane, please don't tell us that.
Nurse 2 (dreamily):  Being passionate about what you believe in isn't insane, it's noble.
Nurses 1 and 3 in unison: Oh, brother!
Nurse 2:  Just look at him, you have to admit he's kind of cute.
Nurse 1:  You know something, I agree with you there.
Nurse 3:  So do I.
All three in unison:  Hmmmmmm . . . 


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Love the pic

Nurse 4: You three have a strange idea of what's cute. Anyhow, he stopped eating when I made fun of the way he jiggled his belly.

  (All of us are worried about Nurse 4 ever since she retired and began having these hallucinations. We humor her, but we're not sure how long we can keep doing it. Shhhhhh, here she comes. Act natural.)
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