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Benedict Arnold

How many freckles do you have? Go count them, I’ll wait here. I have one so I don’t need to count.

Posted - August 4, 2019
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  • 46117
    Twelveteen
      August 4, 2019 7:21 PM MDT
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  • Holy faak! That’s a bunches. 
      August 4, 2019 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    NOt so much actually  Every three feet or so I have a dot.  And I am about 5 ft. 5 and weigh about (I'm going to lie 125) LOL

    SO not a lot.  
      August 4, 2019 7:31 PM MDT
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  • I’m 5’3 and my weight is none ya business. I only have one on my shoulder. 
      August 4, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    I don't really know if I have any. I can't get a good look at my backside. And there is hair that would hide any. 
      August 4, 2019 7:44 PM MDT
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  • You could go shave and angle some mirrors.. then count. I’ll wait. 
      August 4, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      I’m black, so if I have any, they just don’t show. Stop by my place this Friday night and bring a flashlight and your Connect-the-Dots game from your childhood. I trust you to count them accurately.



    ~
      August 4, 2019 7:49 PM MDT
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  • OMG!! Our first date!!! I knew this waiting in line would pay off eventually. Okay I’m going flashlight shopping and I’ll bring all kinds of fancy mustard. 
      August 4, 2019 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Er, um, you haven’t read your brochure?  Friday nights it’s peanut butter and jelly. (Why do they keep sending me these danged amateurs?  Grrrrr.)

    ~



      August 4, 2019 8:16 PM MDT
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  • You will get mayo and like it. COS I SAID SO. 
      August 4, 2019 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      SECURITY!  I thought these women have been fully vetted! How did this mayo-spy make it through to The Inner Sanctum?  Search that backpack too!  Any condiments found in there are evidence! Grrrrrr.  



      August 4, 2019 8:32 PM MDT
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  • Stop playing hard to get with all this “Security” stuff. We’re pretty much engaged now. 
      August 4, 2019 8:36 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Ignore all that blithering she’s doing.  Use the pepper spray on her if she gives you a hard time!


    ~
      August 4, 2019 8:43 PM MDT
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  • You’re giving me handcuffs for our engagement present??  WE ARE GOING TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER!! ♥️
      August 4, 2019 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    HUGE LAUGHING!
    This is WAAAYYYY  Beyond Giggles!!!
    :) :) still laughing!! :) :)
      August 5, 2019 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    My skin is like porcelain and has no freckles, blemishes or birthmarks of any kind.

      August 4, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • Okay... you’re my nemesis now. -_- 
      August 4, 2019 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    whew  better her than me 
      August 4, 2019 8:39 PM MDT
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  • You’re my first nemesis.. I can juggle two.. I’m cool like that. 
      August 4, 2019 8:46 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    I'm just glad she didn't ask how many wrinkles we have.
      August 4, 2019 9:25 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    she wouldn't cause then she has to admit how many she has     
      August 5, 2019 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      I know, right?  



    ~
      August 4, 2019 8:34 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    quite a few now that its summer. they fade in winter tho. 
      August 4, 2019 8:38 PM MDT
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  • COUNT THEM!!
      August 4, 2019 8:42 PM MDT
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