Stu, the question as posted is a conversation starter, not a complaint. It’s half serious, half tongue-in-cheek. Those who want to join in the fun are encouraged to do so, I don’t believe it should be taken more seriously than it‘s meant to be.
Seriously though, I do eat the same thing every morning---or whenever I actually eat my first "meal" of the day.
14 oz of Fairlife milk @ 13g protein per cup + 1 oz egg powder @ 22g protein per oz---been drinking that at least 5 out of 7 days as breakfast and sometimes also as lunch for almost 40 years.
(The combination above is only about 5 months old because of technological advances in the milk and protein powders available, but I have always used milk and protein powder. The new milks have more protein, less fat, and less sugar than I started with years ago, and the older protein powders were based on plant protein rather than the greater biologically available egg protein.)
Every God-Blessed day of my life I wake up and have the same thing for breakfast. Just ask "The Goat." He knows. I have a chicken strip. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. I love chicken! I don't eat any pork or beef, so the only meats I do have consists of fish and poultry. Very rarely that piece of chicken might be on a biscuit, but I avoid bread as much as possible. Occasionally I might have some scrambled egg with my chicken filet. I call that the "Before and After" meal because the bird starts out as an egg (the before) and ends up a chicken strip (the after). Sometimes, when I wanna be real fancy I put spinach in the egg, but I digress as I digest. Most often its just a piece of chicken washed down with sweet tea. That's where it all goes off the rails. I get my sugar and much needed caffeine from tea. I wish I could cut back on it but I've become so accustomed to pushing around this IV pole around its like its become a friend of mine, and the constant drip of tea directly into my veins is so comforting that I would surely be lost without it. So, here's to breakfast. Grab a chicken strip and celebrate the day.