So do I get the imaginary house you promised after you took my pretend virginity?

we have to divorce first and then in anger ill throw a golf club through the window 

For sure I'm a man of my imaginary word. But the imaginary lot that I built your imaginary Ranch style home on turned out to be on a imaginary sacred Indian burial ground so your imaginary house has to be moved. I have a few imaginary moving estimates and they range between 40 and 70 thousand imaginary dollars. Plus because I built a  imaginary helicopter landing pad on your imaginary roof BC hydro will have to be called in to disconnect the imaginary power lines along the way which could add thousands to your imaginary moving costs. I have read the terms of service and in a imaginary way it clearly states that I am not responsible for either of the moving costs so we may have to  re negotiate. But because I like to imagine I'm a nice guy I will absorb the imaginary BC hydro bill because the helicopter landing pad was going to be a  imaginary surprise so you shouldn't be responsible for any imaginary  costs it caused. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 11, 2019 10:23 PM MDT

This is where I put all my pretend friends.  In my pretend tree house.  I have a lot of friends.  

Come join us.

What?  You plan on leaving your ivory tower Repunzel? 

  You must have me confused with one of your other men; I don't do virgins, I prefer experienced women instead. And I didn't make any danged promise to give you anything!! Grrrrrr.

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