Wait . . . WHAT? Did someone say “pregnant“? I wasn’t there, I have an alibi, I’m sterile, I was halfway across town, I’ll take a polygraph, I’ll take a DNA test, I don’t even know Maury Povich . . . sorry, just a knee-jerk reaction I have whenever pregnancy is mentioned. Never mind.
I could not. But then I couldn't massage strangers for a living either. Everyone likes different things. When I was having my last colonoscopy, they were chatting to take my focus off what was going on and asked me what kind of work I did. When I told them I had been a database administrator, the doctor shook her head and said 'I could never do that kind of work' and then proceeded to - well, you know.