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Benedict Arnold

Do you still use one of those olden days toothbrushes, that you have to move up and down with your hand?

Posted - August 17, 2019
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  • 53509

    *Later that night 

      Why hello, Jaimie. Gee, what are you doing here at my place?  I didn’t even hear you come in. I thought the door was locked; I didn’t give you a key, as far as I can remember. Um, you’re not saying anything, unless you do, I don’t know what’s going on. Jaimie? Jaimie, why are you just staring at me, and what’s with the strange look on your face?  Hold on, what‘s behind all this?  If you think this is some kind of joke, it‘s not funny. You break into my home, I don’t know why, you give me the silent treatment, you stare at me as if you’re some kind of zombie priestess, you . . . wait, what’s that you’re holding?  Why do you have a shovel inside the house, what do you think y going to do with that?  Ok, the joke‘s over, hahahaha, very funny (NOT), so you have to leave no, you call me before dropping by next time.  Jaimie, stop, don’t do it, put down the shov......¡CLUNK!


    ~


      August 18, 2019 1:46 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I love you for throwing this in. :) :)  Every bit counts that we stop!!  
    Happy! Happy!
      August 17, 2019 10:55 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I thought bamboo shoots driven slowly through your fingernail beds was a form of torture. 
    Are you sure your teeth enjoy this bamboo message?
      August 17, 2019 10:44 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    (massage?)
      August 17, 2019 1:04 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    You're right! :)  I am notorious for getting message, massage, along with, angel and angle mixed up in their spellings.
    I can, however, use them all in a sentence with their correct meanings!  (Yes. :)  I am trying to redeem myself and impress you.)
    As the angel was giving a massage, she remembered a message written by one of her friends regarding a new angle to work a sore shoulder muscle.
    How's that?!  Big smiles!! ;) :) This post was edited by Merlin at August 17, 2019 5:16 PM MDT
      August 17, 2019 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Pretty good---did she also "re-seed" her garden when she finished the massage?
      August 17, 2019 4:02 PM MDT
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  • Oh honey please...

    I have one that wiggles and gyrates on its own while playing music and digitally keeping a record of my oral hygiene regimen.  It tells me when the turkey has reached the correct temperature and is finished cooking.  It also notifies me when my car is a quart low on oil.  It has a USB connection allowing me to download and upload porn which flashes in a small window at the base of the brush.  Much cooler than the old novelty pens that would reveal naked people when you inverted them.  You can set it to talk dirty to you when you put it in your mouth.  It is a breathalyzer able to gauge how intoxicated I am (very) and it also works as a pregnancy tester if you pee on it.  It can take your temperature either orally or rectally...your call.  It comes with a beginner's booklet on spells and incantations and can be used as a magic wand.  Be careful how you wave it around.  As is true with most automated toothbrushes it will clean grout between tiles.  It has a laser pointer allowing me to annoy neighbors and pets all while constantly sending a ping signal into outer space so I can keep in contact with the home planet.

    Yours for the low low price of imagination and idiocy.
    Now stick it in your mouth and enjoy it. 

     
      August 17, 2019 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    How you see it.


    How I see you.


      August 17, 2019 10:20 AM MDT
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  • That could very well be me some mornings.  LOL!  And even worse.
      August 17, 2019 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    No way. That guy is NOT manscaped, too old, and just not very cute.
      August 17, 2019 10:28 AM MDT
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  •   August 17, 2019 10:34 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm impressed.  I am never that neat and tidy when I brush my teeth.
    When I brush, my mouth is wide open most of the time. I try to talk to Don while I am brushing and have been known to kiss him good day in the process.  I brush my tongue and my cheeks and then gargle.  
    I am a mess every morning when I brush.  All my sinks can tell you this "true fact." 
    It's the after-brush-lipstick-application that sends me out the door!
     
    Big Winks and Smiles and Good Morning! :) :) This post was edited by Merlin at August 17, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
      August 17, 2019 10:49 AM MDT
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  • 46117
      August 17, 2019 10:56 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    My Goodness!  With a mouth that large you could launch a yacht and still have open-water to get up to speed.
    It might take a week for a days worth of brushing!
    EEE GADDS!  
    ;) :)
      August 17, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Ding! Ding! Ding! 
    :) :)
      August 17, 2019 10:45 AM MDT
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  • All that’s not fair:/ yours is better than mine :( 
      August 17, 2019 11:23 AM MDT
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  • Be a good girl and I'll get you one for Christmas. 
    Be a bad girl and I'll get you that
    and another pony to go with the first one I got you.  LOL!
      August 17, 2019 11:54 AM MDT
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  • This is going to be the BEST Christmas EVER!! 
      August 17, 2019 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Kind of.  Yes and No.  I don't go in an up and down fashion.  I use them in a circular motion with a light touch to the gum and cheek.  The teeth as well.
    Depending on if I am at home or in travel, I use one for each and change them out every 3 months.
    I have a circular, electical one but use it very rarely.  I also have a floss-with-water sort of gimmick my sister bought me for Christmas last year.
    They are all good but can't see the value in using electicity to do something I can do without.

    This post was edited by Merlin at August 17, 2019 3:30 PM MDT
      August 17, 2019 11:06 AM MDT
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  • I love my electric one, it feels like I just left the dentist after I use it. 
      August 17, 2019 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Hey! Hey! Big Smiles to You!...
    Indeed, it does.  I Do like them.  It makes me feel like I'm going the extra stroke to keep my mouth "clean" and healthy. :) :) 
    I just don't like the maintance with it and using electricity for it.  Petty?  Yes.  A little Lazy?  Perhaps.  But most of all habituary.  I was raised on an old-school brush and tend to lean toward buying them.
    Granted, I buy them regualarly at the dollar store!  Go figure! 
    Happy Pearly Gleeming Whites to you and For you, Always! This post was edited by Merlin at August 17, 2019 3:31 PM MDT
      August 17, 2019 11:30 AM MDT
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  • :) 
      August 17, 2019 11:49 AM MDT
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  • Yes. 

    But I may change if I can find one that spanks me and pulls my hair.
      August 17, 2019 12:02 PM MDT
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  • 53509
     
      Hey wait, unfair!  When I applied for that job, you turned me down, saying that I was overqualified!

    ~
      August 17, 2019 12:14 PM MDT
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  • I needed someone trainable - if you know what mean 
      August 17, 2019 12:26 PM MDT
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