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Wouldn't it be nice to have fur? No clothing needed. And maybe a tail.

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Posted - August 26, 2019

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  • 23576
    Hmm . . . for some reason I find your idea very appealing. I don't know why . . . 

    ;)


    EDIT: The picture I posted years ago no longer is here


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 3, 2022 7:18 AM MDT
      August 26, 2019 7:56 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    I like a cool breeze and no breeze would get through fur.  How about skin green with chloroplasts?  You'd never have to work for food again and may not even need shelter.  Direct sunlight would be the best thing for you. 
      August 26, 2019 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 11103
    I don't know about fur but a large tail would be handy when I'm walking across a log. Cheers!
      August 26, 2019 8:38 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Hmm, what could go wrong with people having tails?

    *slams car door on tail* 
      August 27, 2019 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I've already been sentenced to the life-long burden of removing fur from my body.  I'm not sure I would like to have more... But..
     
    a TAIL !!
    I've always wanted a tail!  A big, long, fluffy, circulatory-striped one.  It could be any two colors and glow in the dark when I would like.  It will have a sparkling option, too.
    I could make my tail dance as I sit and swat flies with it.
    I could use it as a bat when playing softball.
    My tail would grab 2 beers for us out of the fridge.
    I could use my tail like a snuggly and wrap it around you to keep you warm.
    My tail would be used as a swing so I could hang outside down from a tree... 
    There are so many things I would do with my tail.
    Oh YES, I would like very much to have a tail.
    Will you please send it overnight mail??
      August 27, 2019 9:21 AM MDT
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  • 44607
    Nice poem.
      August 27, 2019 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 423
    Yes, a little tail, buck naked! I could go for that.
      September 7, 2019 10:48 AM MDT
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