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Livvie

If humans had tails but not fur, what would the article of clothing that goes on tails be called?

Inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/88636/wouldn-t-it-be-nice-to-have-fur-no-clothing-needed-and-maybe-a

We need a new category for questions for which there are no answers like this one.

People from warm climates probably wouldn't need to worry about it but people from where it gets cold in the winter definitely would need to keep their tails warm.   There would probably have to be a small sleeve on the backs of dresses and pants to accommodate the tail.  

Posted - August 27, 2019
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  • 2836
    A Jock Strap! 
      August 27, 2019 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 44802
    Wrong tail.
      August 27, 2019 9:57 AM MDT
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  • 44802
    Thanks for using my question as a spring-board. 'Nonsense' could be a new category. I think we had that at AB.
      August 27, 2019 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    WHERE DID YOUR QUESTION GO????

    I just had the ammo for the answer. I was going to blast FURRY people and everything.  Then I was going to go into how racism would get all in the mix with black fur not being as good as white.

    Then I was going to go into medicine men shape shifting into animals....

    NOW what am I gonna do?????


      August 27, 2019 10:14 AM MDT
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  • A slivee
      August 27, 2019 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    I like "ass hat".  It's edgy.
      August 27, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    I'm thinking ... if I were designing clothing for a human with a tail, I would just include it in the regular clothing item (not a separate piece).
    EG: jeans would have a "tail pocket".  

    "Did you put your tail in the wrong pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    LOL
      August 27, 2019 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Tails like any WHIP/BALANCING tool, do not need clothing.  They need adornment.  

    You need TAIL jewelry to enhance, tail salons to color, tail extensions to enhance and tail reduction if they are insanely long.

    No clothes.  That's just silly.


    And it is a brand new market.  I googled tail jewelry and all I got was this.  Jewelry designed like a tail.  Not jewelry FOR tails.  

    Get busy and call a patent attorney and Shark Tank too.



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 29, 2019 11:55 AM MDT
      August 27, 2019 10:25 AM MDT
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  • 5450
    If humans had tails I would want that for jewelry for mine.
      August 29, 2019 11:56 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You still have a neck, thank goodness.

      August 29, 2019 12:04 PM MDT
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  • 5450
    Great!  I would be able to get matching necklaces and tail jewelry!  I'm starting to like Element's idea of having tails a little more except it would still really hurt when the car door gets slammed on your tail!
      August 29, 2019 12:13 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't like it.  I am a minimalist.  I like less, not more.  It is just another thing that gets in the way, that someone can grab or trip on and is basically a useless ornament.

    Give me glorious hair. I would rather have a mane than a tail.



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 29, 2019 12:37 PM MDT
      August 29, 2019 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    In England ,all babies born are either Tails or No Tails...it's always been that way and always will be...My parents choose half and half...  :) D

    They had six kids....:)D 
      August 27, 2019 12:47 PM MDT
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  • Trousers
      August 27, 2019 4:00 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Good one, but what if it is a really LOOOONG tail, l(ike Trump's ties)


    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at August 29, 2019 12:08 PM MDT
      August 29, 2019 12:05 PM MDT
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