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What fresh new Hell is this? Have you seen it yet? PUMPKIN SPICE flavored SPAM !!! I kid you not. Open up and say, YUM! (not)

Posted - September 5, 2019

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  • 2836
    OH BOY!!!
    I cannot think of any better food to feast upon when celebrating the crucifixion of Santa


    LIFE HACK: Pumpkin Spam Jelly is a wonderful, gluten-free personal lubricant for the Holiday season that can be enjoyed by both young and old alike This post was edited by Jon at September 5, 2019 12:56 PM MDT
      September 5, 2019 7:55 AM MDT
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  • 6023
    ... wonder if they have it at my local grocery.
    I'll try it at least once.


      September 5, 2019 7:57 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    A TRUE scientist.  Judge not until the facts are in.  

    Please don't die.  
      September 5, 2019 12:57 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Yuck!  I can't even stand the thought of regular Spam.  
      September 5, 2019 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    I've eaten Spam. i don't think I'd like a pumpkin-spiced version.
    :)

    I like Pumpkin as its own 'flavor' all alone, like pumpkin cake or pumpkin pie -- not as a spice, spicing up other foods and drinks.
    :)

    I'm being weird again!
    :)


      September 5, 2019 9:01 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    You are being more than fair again.  Hats off to ya.  
      September 5, 2019 12:57 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    Thanks.
    :)

    More than fair? I don't know - - wait til you come across my further thoughts I posted for you about Camila Cabella  or whatever her name is. Ha!
    :)
      September 5, 2019 7:50 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    I wouldn't give that crap to a homeless person.
      September 5, 2019 9:28 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Why do you have to give ANY crap to a homeless person?  The idea is to give the homeless person something you'd like, not something you want to throw in the garbage.   I learned that doing homeless feedings. I seriously thought I could help them by giving them my old stuff. LOL 

    Boy was I schooled and quickly by them and the people I was with doing the feeding.  Not a nice gesture to give people bread that is gong to go bad in a few days.  I mean, I thought I was being nice.  But, if you are in someone else's shoes, do you want fresh?  I do.   This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 5, 2019 2:13 PM MDT
      September 5, 2019 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 16792
    I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!

      September 5, 2019 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Notice even they hate it, since it says LIMITED EDITION.  A sure-fire tell that it STINKS to high heaven, but maybe some yokels in prison are stashing it under their cots.  Send it to the border and finish off the immigrants.  

    SIGH.

    First of all.  SPAM.  That vile, gelatinous mess of salted, boiled pig leftovers is not a flavor you would even feed an animal if you wanted them to live long.  You know, healthy?  No tumors?

    And then to flavor salt and meat sweat with PUMKIN SPICES just does not even make a lick OF SENSE.

    MAYBE you could hide the taste with a mustard additive or something that is HAMMY.  

    THIS IS CANCER WAITING TO BE EATEN.
      September 5, 2019 12:55 PM MDT
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  • And to think, I was going to give you a year's supply as a holiday gift.
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 5, 2019 2:17 PM MDT
      September 5, 2019 2:15 PM MDT
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