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The universe? Eh, it's never been the entire universe...
Just charface tryin' to be charface.
maybe always testing by the Cosmic chief
but never conspiring against me.
Hello JA:
Well, I was looking at my arm, and I saw some little wrinkles.. Uhhh, the Universe is making a mistake.. I'm really somewhere around 27.
excon
I had a sharp pain in my right big toe for no discernible reason. Now I know the forces of evil have been given permission stick me at will with sharp pokers.
I was conscious....;-D...
http://www.theonion.com/multiblogpost/i-know-its-crazy-but-some-days-i-feel-like-everybo-11572
i feel that way when noone wants to hire me
I can't tell you exactly what was 'going on,' if I could have I probably wouldn't have thought the universe was conspiring against me. I can tell you, it all started in a cow pasture...