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From where you're sitting right now, what is the nearest liquid in a plastic container, and would it help you survive a Zombie attack? ~

[Disclaimer: I know absolutely nothing about zombies, I just chose that randomly and tacked it on at the end.]

Posted - September 10, 2019
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  • 44583
    Odd you should. I have a bottle of and alcohol based cleaner that I have to use for a shower before my surgery in 2 hours. I could squirt it on the zombies and light it on fire. I have nearby matches. I also have a bottle of vodka nearby. This post was edited by Element 99 at September 11, 2019 6:36 AM MDT
      September 10, 2019 7:56 AM MDT
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  • Are you kidding me?  All I got is the "Holy Water" of beauty regimens...Johnson & Johnson's "Clean and Clear" Deep Cleaning Astringent.  LOL!  I may be able to offer a decomposing Zombie helpful skin care tips, like pore cleansing and restoring PH balance, but other than everyone having a fresh-faced, healthier glow about them I think we'll all be doomed just the same.

    "Back off Bee-otches, or I'm coming after that oily T-Zone!!!"
      September 10, 2019 8:10 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    I have a jug of bug killer, which is odd because I don't actually use it. It would make a clumsy weapon if I tried to bash a zombie with it. If I could pry it open, maybe it's flammable and I could light the zombies on fire. But, then I'd just have burning zombies roaming around, so... 
      September 10, 2019 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    ... you have bug killer that you never use as the nearest liquid that you are near.  Is it a decoration or something? 
      September 10, 2019 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    I don't use bug killer because I like the geckos and stuff and don't want to kill them all. Plus, I'm still not wholly certain I want to be around pesticides. But, I saw a black widow the other day and it sent me out to the garage where I went digging through random bottles that have been there since my ex-husband lived with me. I found bug killer and got all excited until I realized it's the kind that comes with a sprayer and this one is missing it's sprayer, which explains why it's been sitting there unused all these years. Now I don't know what to do with it because I can't use it without the sprayer, but I don't think I should throw it away. So... I guess it'll still be sitting there when the zombie apacolypse comes. Or, it'll remain unused and I'll kill zombies with the fly swatter I used on the widow. 
      September 10, 2019 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 53485

     (it’s its sprayer)
      September 11, 2019 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    I don't have any liquids where I'm sitting in any kind of container.
      September 10, 2019 10:30 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    No.  You cannot do that. Because he said "NEAREST".  There has to be something somewhere even if it is 2000 feet away.  You are not off the hook.  
      September 10, 2019 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I am at work, so I really have no idea who may have some liquid in a plastic container.
      September 10, 2019 2:08 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      We’re all going to die, we’re all going to die!




     ~
      September 12, 2019 6:05 AM MDT
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  • 10611
    2 bowls of water for my pets. 
    What does backwash do to zombies?  (Iknow dog backwash irritates cats)
      September 10, 2019 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes. I have coffee. And coffee makes me run fast.  The plan?  I guzzle the coffee and run like the devil.  There is no caffeine for the zombies and they will have to catch and eat me to get a coffee buzz.  



    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 11, 2019 6:36 AM MDT
      September 10, 2019 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    I had coffee too, but it wasn't in a plastic container...
      September 10, 2019 4:46 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    I have a spray bottle of lens cleaner for my eyeglasses. I should be able see any zombie attacks coming and save myself.
      September 10, 2019 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      (I’ll save you, Babykins!)

    ~
      September 11, 2019 6:27 AM MDT
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  • 1633
    Just a three ounce bottle of hand sanitizer... I'm doomed!!!
      September 10, 2019 4:49 PM MDT
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  • 34171
    Spray bottle with water in it. I use on the cat when starts to play too rough.
      September 10, 2019 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    Hair confixor, ewwwww.  Smells great would taste nasty.
      September 10, 2019 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 16732
    OJ. Extremely unlikely.
      September 10, 2019 7:44 PM MDT
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  • Unless these zombies have the same weakness as the aliens in the movie Signs I'm outta luck. 
      September 11, 2019 6:36 AM MDT
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