Discussion»Questions»Humor and Jokes» OK! Who's the wise guy that forgot to flush the toilet in the answerMug lobby? For Heaven's sake, you could've at least sprayed something.
Well it was me but I was only trying to be helpful and prepare people for the future. Trump wants to cut some clean water acts so I thought people should get used to seeing a floater or two. Cheers!
Etiquette demands that I thank you for pointing out my hypocracy. I know I spelled that wrong.
You have a very nice, passive/aggressive manner about you. It is not lost upon me. I KNOW I AM SAYING FART AND ALL THE REST. But yours has a descriptive bent to it that makes me picture the whole thing. When I call Trump a fart I don't think you smell that.
When you are talking about not flushing and the smell then I can picture it all. THANKS .
We are allowed to discuss typical functions of the body in the public forums, much to the chagrin of some. Yes I agree, it is low level humor but it still gets a pass if done so benignly.
I seem to recall that you are the one constantly reminding us that Trump means Fart.
So... Just have fun with it or flush this question and go to the next one.
Allowed. Your friend Sharon is expressing an opinion. I want you to know when you describe things on here I can SEE that. I can smell that. AND YOU ARE MAKING ME PUKE.
Of course you are allowed. Can you please NOT do that????? LOL
Watching your picture, I might bust a hemorrhoid from laughing so hard!! The Accordian is a what did it for me!! Are you going with the rhythm of breathing and pushing? Finally, a sound coming out of the bathroom that isn't too bad!!
Yes. It was me. I'm siding with the fish. They are sick and tired of us "sh*ting on their neighborhoods. They already have to worry about their own waste. They do not appreciate us contributing to a common problem. Besides, what a waste of fresh water. People all over the world are struggling just to have enough to drink, let alone pee and poo in. Compost toilets are the way to go. Don't be frightened of your own poo. You ate it.
I DID leave a little sprig of lavender behind. Maybe it wasn't enough. I had chili last night for dinner. Sorry!
This post was edited by Merlin at September 16, 2019 12:29 PM MDT
Yes... It was the smell that pulled me out of hiding. I felt it necessary to speak for the fish. Have you ever met Charlie? He's a rare tuna species that speaks English. I haven't been hanging out in the lobby lately. It's the garden that has been keeping my itinerary. You know how those flowers can be. Speaking of water....ing. How's your garden treating you?
OMG! That's funny Merlin. And yes the GIF is ridiculous. When you were talking about our contributing to the pollution of fresh water my mind for some reason went to those new plumbing options which allow for grey water to be used in toilets especially public ones, as opposed to always bringing in the most sparkling of fresh water just to take a dump in. Anyway, don't know if you've ever heard of it but its pretty cool. Nice to see you as always. Maybe next time we'll meet somewhere other than the lavatory. LOL! Happy Flushing!
I love you so! Please don't take offense but I must go over to chat on a long, overdue conversation I've been having. Just like the stinky, lobby bathroom, it has been neglected. Be careful... It's a jungle out there!!
Thanks for the giggle and see you as soon as I can come back! :) :)
This post was edited by Merlin at September 16, 2019 12:43 PM MDT