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Benedict Arnold

How much wattage have you got in your bulb?

Posted - September 18, 2019
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  • 7280
    As much as you need, on demand. This post was edited by tom jackson at September 19, 2019 10:55 AM MDT
      September 18, 2019 1:17 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    It isn't the wattage ... it's the lumens.   LOL
      September 18, 2019 1:21 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Thanks for enlightening us....   This is someting you clearly shine at...   :) 
      September 18, 2019 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Good point---Many people prefer less light and more power and I anticipated (perhaps wrongly) his probable preference.
      September 18, 2019 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    As an "older" woman, I believe that softer lighting is more flattering. :)
      September 18, 2019 9:48 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    And that allows us to focus on each other.
      September 19, 2019 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    Yes, instead of focusing on my wrinkles. :)
      September 19, 2019 1:00 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Lol
      September 19, 2019 1:03 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    For a 74-year old woman, I have very few wrinkles.  Just so you know. :)
      September 19, 2019 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Pics or it doesn't count.  


    For instance, this is ME. I woke up this morning and took a selfie.  

      September 19, 2019 1:09 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I never post photos of myself online.  I can't afford to have people poaching them for their own ends. 
      September 19, 2019 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Me neither. OBVIOSLY. LOL  

    That was Monica Bellucci and even she doesn't look like this any more.  
      September 19, 2019 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    How are you holding that camera for that selfie?
      September 19, 2019 3:53 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    I'll have to ask Ellement for a ratting,for Watt though ,you'll have two wait till I get Ohms  :) 
      September 18, 2019 1:24 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    Forget it---resistance is useless in this case.  LOL This post was edited by tom jackson at September 19, 2019 10:56 AM MDT
      September 18, 2019 1:29 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    My god...you're such a bright spark I think..:) 
      September 18, 2019 1:30 PM MDT
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  • 7280
    I last much longer than a spark....
      September 18, 2019 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Only if you strike it lucky....:)
      September 18, 2019 1:35 PM MDT
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  • 46117
      September 18, 2019 3:51 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Between 6 and 10. LED.
      September 19, 2019 1:37 AM MDT
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