You wake up to see your significant other cooking you dinner. When they look at you they scream. Why did they do that?

They're crazy, but that's what makes them so significant to me. 

cause theyre mean doing that

I can only speculate

Yes you killer clown

Awww. :0(

"Oh, no, I just remembered that he said he wanted a sandwich!  Salisbury steaks, I've gone and done it again!"

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hahaha

hahahah

Really? We're going there?

I've been trying to avoid skin cancer by using SPF 10k and that's nothing more than bed-head, thank you very much

Tell me about it.  Ughhhhhh

Oh!!! My bad. :0(

I got your sandwich this Salisbury is mine

:-)

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I am not very pretty in the morning, but just give me a cup of tea and some toast with cheese and I am fine

This is actually a little terrifying.

This one might be helpful for you as well... Who said duct tape can only be used for... Oh, oopsie... That's another story, and not suitable inside the main board... *strolls away*

lol