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Benedict Arnold

Best way to kill a spider? DIE SPIDER. Die.

Posted - September 22, 2019
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  • Can’t payback if they’re dead. 
      September 22, 2019 4:26 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    The best way?  

    Go to the Elves and bring a Wizard for advice.  Then ignore everyone and take your  best friend into the cave with you and make sure he is armed with an elven blade.

    DO NOT GO IN THERE ALONE.

      September 22, 2019 10:51 AM MDT
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  • blah! Lord of the rings.. worse than spider. 
      September 22, 2019 4:28 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Then do not go to me, the Queen of the Elves for advice, for I will say both yes and no.  

    Go to the Queen of Dragons, she'll burn every spider in sight.  Game of Thrones your second favorite fantasy.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 22, 2019 5:04 PM MDT
      September 22, 2019 4:55 PM MDT
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  • I want to be queen of dragons. ME. 
      September 22, 2019 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 7800
    A nuke perhaps.
      September 22, 2019 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    (*) @ForrestAguirre/Dunbar's Daily on Twitter


     

    Radiation poisoning though.  Karma is a beotch.
    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at September 22, 2019 5:02 PM MDT
      September 22, 2019 12:12 PM MDT
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  • Perhaps:)
      September 22, 2019 4:29 PM MDT
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  • Work boot.
      September 22, 2019 7:46 PM MDT
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  • I don’t have any:/
      September 22, 2019 7:47 PM MDT
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  • A @%$^& me boot should work on a pinch. Just put some extra muscle into it.
      September 22, 2019 7:51 PM MDT
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  • I’ll get a running start and JUMP! 
      September 22, 2019 7:51 PM MDT
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  • Thatta  girl.  Make it count.
      September 22, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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  • I usually do:) 
      September 22, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • The worst are these damn  things
      September 22, 2019 7:57 PM MDT
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  • Is that wolf spider?
      September 22, 2019 7:59 PM MDT
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  • A fisher spider,  those bug nasty things that are around the docks all the time.  

    Wolf spider's are just as much of NOPE though too.
      September 22, 2019 8:05 PM MDT
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  • The wolf ones freak me tha faaak out. I don’t mind or scared of spiders outside. I hate/freak out if inside. 
      September 22, 2019 8:06 PM MDT
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  • SOBs always want to invade the Damn bath tub.  Hate that.
      September 22, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • Or bite you on the face while sleep. So I got to work looking like I got punched. Maybe it gains me sympathy points Cos makes me look like a battered woman...someone’s gonna read that and take offence :/ 
      September 22, 2019 8:10 PM MDT
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  • That happened?
      September 22, 2019 8:11 PM MDT
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  • Yeah I’ve had spider bites on my face that look like I got punched 
      September 22, 2019 8:12 PM MDT
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  • Damn spiders.
      September 22, 2019 8:14 PM MDT
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  • I bruise easily.  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 23, 2019 6:10 AM MDT
      September 22, 2019 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 16969
    If you hurt the spiders, you deserve to be bitten by a million mosquitos and I kinda hope you do. So there. And get weevils in your cereal, and silverfish in your books, and maggots in your kitty's eyes and cockroaches in your kitchen ...

    (Spiders kill and eat all of those things, fyi).

    They're also handy in ridding you of pesky possums.

    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 23, 2019 5:41 AM MDT
      September 23, 2019 5:41 AM MDT
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