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Coincidence or conspiracy? Why is it that within a few weeks up to a few months after I meet women for the first time, they're pregnant?

Maybe some of them are already pregnant before I meet them, they either don’t yet know they’re pregnant or they aren’t showing yet. Or perhaps I have some kind of penchant for meeting women just when they’re ovulating a lot. 
Well, I’ll have to check for additional clues later, because right now there’s a lawyer at my door asking if I don’t mind taking some tests. BRB!





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Posted - September 26, 2019

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  • 13395
    Being gay is a choice ya know.. maybe you could make that choice and not have to worry about being the father of 20 or 30 children and live happily ever after. 
      September 26, 2019 1:25 AM MDT
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  • 16829
    Stop your tilde from sprinkling pollen on them. It's not like you haven't been warned.
      September 26, 2019 3:16 AM MDT
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