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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever eaten so much you ruined your evening? I cut up a pineapple and ate the whole thing. I think I’m gonna die.

Posted - September 28, 2019
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  • I don’t eat meat so it’s fine. 
      September 28, 2019 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 16795
    You're MADE OF meat. Your stomach is fighting the pineapple - it will eventually win, but the pineapple is doing its best to eat you first.
      September 28, 2019 7:38 PM MDT
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  • no, I am not made of meat, I’m made of cheese and wine. 
      September 28, 2019 7:46 PM MDT
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  • Not true.   Bromaline isn't eating your stomach apart.  It is specifically adapted to handle acids and enzymes.
      September 30, 2019 6:33 PM MDT
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  • I think the worst thing I ever consumed in one sitting that made me feel like death was this baked potato that I think could have served as a cocoon for a small child. Stuffed within the innards of this thing was a load of cheese, bacon, sour cream, butter, chives. It was all just melting together and it almost looked like it formed lips that said "Your heart is mine." I felt challenged to eat the thing and believe I actually broke a sweat by the time I gave up at the 2/3 mark. 
      September 30, 2019 6:44 AM MDT
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  • Lol, maybe my pineapple incident wasn’t so bad then ;) 
      September 30, 2019 5:13 PM MDT
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