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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever eaten so much you ruined your evening? I cut up a pineapple and ate the whole thing. I think I’m gonna die.

Posted - September 28, 2019
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  • 46117
    Of ALL the FRUITS you could have chosen.  WHY THAT?

    You could have eaten two whole watermelons.  No pain.  That is STRONG.
      September 28, 2019 5:14 PM MDT
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  • Lol I DON’T KNOW! I hadn’t eaten anything yet today.. I had a pineapple sitting on my counter, so I ate it. I’ve never eaten so much to the point it hurt before. I hate this feeling. I want to take a knife and cut it out of my stomach. :/

      September 28, 2019 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     Wait, let me do it!  I have a rusty knife and a shaky hand!


    ~
      September 28, 2019 10:20 PM MDT
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  • NO! I feel fine now. So is there anything you want me to cut out of your stomach? Pass me the rusty knife please. 
      September 29, 2019 4:30 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Cut this broken heart out of my chest, please. The broken heart YOU gave me when you flirted with Prodigal Son right in front of me as if I didn’t even exist, as if I have absolutely no 
    whatsoever. 
    ~
      September 29, 2019 5:24 PM MDT
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  • Okay! I’ll add it my collection. 
      September 29, 2019 5:55 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      I knew it!  Folks, if I turn up dead, here’s where the police can find the prime suspect!  She’s already admitted keeping a shovel handy to bash me in my head!
    ~
      September 29, 2019 6:06 PM MDT
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  • The police won’t be helping you, Randy.
     
      September 30, 2019 4:54 AM MDT
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  • 53509

      Flirt!


    (Reported, both to AnswerMug administrators and to the police commissioner.)
    ~
      September 30, 2019 5:36 AM MDT
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  • Don't worry man...she said she'd never leave her husband.  I'm just a side piece. 
      September 30, 2019 6:47 AM MDT
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  •   September 30, 2019 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Hey!  



    :[
      September 30, 2019 10:28 PM MDT
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  • Yeah, what Prodigal said, he’s just my side piece. You give the best alimony ;) 
      September 30, 2019 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I'd be congratulating myself if I ate that much of something that was so healthy for me.
    That would make me happy.

    Now, back to my 16-inch meatball sub.
    :)
      September 28, 2019 5:47 PM MDT
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  • Lol, I don’t think eating so much of anything to the point of pain is healthy. Plus I wanted to have some wine tonight Cos haven’t had a drink all week. Now I’m too full to drink. THE PINEAPPLE IS RUINING MY LIFE!!....but enjoy your sub ;) 
      September 28, 2019 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    You make sense, yes.
    :)

    I eat one apple a day and that's pretty much my intake of fruits. I could use more.

    Yeah, that sub was last night and I did eat most of it in one sitting. I was famished. Ha!
    :)
      September 28, 2019 5:59 PM MDT
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  • :) 
      September 28, 2019 6:00 PM MDT
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  • Lol, relatable answer.  I read this post and thought "Oh, is she on a diet?"
      September 30, 2019 6:45 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
    :)
      September 30, 2019 7:15 AM MDT
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  • Are trying to say something?   ;)
      September 28, 2019 7:00 PM MDT
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  • Lol, no! I wasn’t trying say something...but I guess that applies ;)
      September 28, 2019 7:01 PM MDT
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  • You'll feel better.
      September 28, 2019 7:03 PM MDT
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  • I’m feeling better now... I hadn’t ever eaten to point it hurt before though lol. I’ll go back to drink binging over this binge eating BS. It’s so painful This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 30, 2019 6:45 AM MDT
      September 28, 2019 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 16791
    You do realise that pineapple contains enzymes that attack meat, right? When you eat pineapple, it's eating you.

    The answer to your question is no, I've never eaten myself sick. Drinking, on the other hand ...
      September 28, 2019 7:01 PM MDT
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