Does your car have an ejector seat, that you activate when women take their shoes off & put their feet on your dashboard?

haha

been there

at one time i would've 

wished for one...LOL

Lol:)

It's okay if they start undressing but at their first attempt to give directions, Bling! Out they go.

Let`s not go into detail about undressing, this is not the adult section. Suffice to say, I prefer it when women keep their shoes on. In fact, I love it when they wear shoes with `bling` on them. Lol:)

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I sure would like to here the story behind that!

I've never understood that bit of idiocy.

I recall a song about footprints on the dashboard when I was in boot camp, but it seemed awfully dumb to me.

"No" ... but if you're selling, I'm buying!