According to Homer Simpson, only two types of people wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. I'm neither so I guess they're not for me. :P
Surely you don’t live your entire life by Homer Simpsonisms, do you? He’s not a real person, I hope you realize, and that his lines are penned by numerous writers.
Not anymore. I used to own some that I would call Hawaiian that I liked to take when we went to the Bahamas or Virgins. I live in South Florida now but no longer wear bright floral tops.