Should I return this tape to Blockbuster?

Yes, I'm sure someone out there's been waiting patiently to rent Cliffhanger. 

It's not overdue anymore, now it's a collector's item.

Of course you should! Button-hook your shoes, grab the buggy-whip, go into town and turn it in! Stop at the General Mercantile for a loaf of bread, but don't be fancy; stay away from the new-fangled sliced ones. We're not putting on airs, you know. Make sure you're back before dark, though, because we only have the one washbin for everyone to use, and we're not wasting firewood to heat the water twice, and we've already lit one candle this week.
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It's Pumpkinhead.