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Benedict Arnold

Can you help me with my math problem, please?

With two sheep flying, one yellow and the other one headed right, how much does a pound of gravel cost, given that the horse is 8 years old? 

Posted - October 20, 2019
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  • 11111
    Well nobody told me there would be math when I joined AM so I am just going to guess and say that the cost of the gravel would be seven and a half dollars. Cheers!
      October 20, 2019 11:13 AM MDT
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  • False, the correct answer is “I’m pregnant with twins“ but thanks for trying. Cheers :)
      October 20, 2019 11:16 AM MDT
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  • 11111
    If you carry the 3 will the correct  answer be - I'm pregnant with twins and Dr. Ho isn't  my Pediatrician? (Dr. Ho does a lot of TV commercials about foot massagers) Cheers! 
      October 20, 2019 11:40 AM MDT
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  • I know... I’ve seen his commercials, they look like an electric shock device  so I want one.. cheers. 
      October 20, 2019 11:44 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    A buck fifty and 1/2. 
      October 20, 2019 11:31 AM MDT
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  • Wow, you’re very mathy, thank you :)
      October 20, 2019 11:44 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    OoOOOOOO, no one has ever called me "mathy" before, thank you.  It sounds so, so smart. 
      October 20, 2019 1:18 PM MDT
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  • It’s very smarticle :) 
      October 20, 2019 1:22 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Listen if you two need to get a room, that’s fine, but just make sure it’s only temporary.




    Don’t forget that both of you are madly in love with ME!
    ~
      October 20, 2019 2:58 PM MDT
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  • I’m sorry to be the one to inform you that morning star will only be making sandwiches for me from now on...
      October 20, 2019 3:03 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    It might last for a few days, a week at the most, but . . . 



    . . . soon after that, you’ll miss me, she’ll miss me, . . . 



    . . . one of you will call me on the phone, the other will drop by my place, . . . 





    . . . and then things will go right back to normal again.



    ~

      October 20, 2019 3:49 PM MDT
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  • I officially declare this your theme song...it’s officially official.

      October 20, 2019 3:55 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Now, now, now, no need to fight over me.  Oh well, go ahead.   :  )
      October 21, 2019 8:38 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) I’ll knock him out. 
      October 21, 2019 8:50 AM MDT
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  • Lol :) I’ll knock him out. 
      October 21, 2019 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Two or more of the above.


    ~
      October 20, 2019 12:16 PM MDT
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  • Please show your work or you will fail this exam. 
      October 20, 2019 12:23 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Ok, ok, I’ll show you all my work, even though I’m beginning to feel exploited here.  I may be smiling on the outside, but inside I’m dying.  Grrrrrr. 



    ~
      October 20, 2019 3:09 PM MDT
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  • Good job, now  do a twirl... 
      October 20, 2019 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Exploiter. 
    Pervert. 
    Abuser.
    Manipulator.
    Insensitive.
    Cruel.
    Wait, do you want me to twirl slowly or quickly?  (Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ve all known for a long time that I’m a man-ho’, so quit acting so surprised.)
    ~
      October 20, 2019 3:58 PM MDT
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  • Slow... I’ll tell you if I want you to speed up, ho’ ;p 
      October 20, 2019 4:01 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    I think this is why I fell in lust with you from the beginning. 


    ~
      October 20, 2019 4:08 PM MDT
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  • And here I thought it was our matching egos that made us fall in  Lust ;) 
      October 20, 2019 4:15 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    A nickel ninety eight...in dog dollars.
      October 20, 2019 12:56 PM MDT
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