Wedding vows that include them not farting on you? A wonderful solution for many, compliments of Nanoose.:) You can marry your pets in some states. Definitely little vasectomies and little hysterectomies for the pets. This would help them from straying. In fact, this might help humans from straying, too. Bribe them with gifts and foodie treats. Brush them daily. Be sure to have the communication lines open with them. Get their attention by addressing them by their name before talking to them. Otherwise, they may feel like you are talking to someone or something else.
It all depends on what sort of pet you are talking about. They all have very unique needs and desires. ;) :) I'm just playin' in some of these. Pets have characteristics that make them better company in many situations than human companions and for many reasons. Those reasons ARE all unique to the relationship you have with your individual furry friend. . Happy licks and furry hugs! Love, your caring fur family!
This post was edited by Merlin at October 28, 2019 5:50 PM MDT