Oh, Hon, I will. I promise! I'll use a softwood, Pine? Willow?
Someone tried the same tactic with Hillary and they couldn't manage to dispose of all of her body parts because they were so tough. Legend has it that Hillary's vagina is still doing the talk show circuit to this day when not out wandering the woods
He's more friendly because he's probably not going to go berserk and go on a murder spree unlike Frank the hot dog wiener who's plotting his revenge now.