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What is your favourite kind of nut?

Posted - November 2, 2019

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  • 22908

    Norman Bates
    ;)

    Image result for norman bates gif
      November 2, 2019 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    He was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute, wasn't he?
      November 2, 2019 10:36 PM MDT
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  • 22908
    yup
    ;)

    Call me nutty -- this particular scene from the movie in this gif, I always noticed how attractive he looks -- this particular angle, his jawline, the unassuming chewing, his casual facial expression . . . yup, I'm the nutty one.
    :)
      November 2, 2019 11:47 PM MDT
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  • 44231
    I guess I should have seen that one coming. Wait til Twinkle and Goatie see this one.
      November 2, 2019 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 22908
    Always found Bates (Perkins) handsome! (no surprise)
    :)
      November 2, 2019 7:59 PM MDT
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  • Pecans are my fave.  I also like Cashew milk.

    And of course there's my key-chain...

      November 2, 2019 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 22908
    Ha!
    :)
      November 2, 2019 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    That keying really loks the Nuts...knowing my luck ,I just get the sack if my boss who I live with found them in my hand one day.....:( 
      November 2, 2019 8:37 PM MDT
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  • Lest anyone think it is photo-shopped and I am posting pics of actual scrotums

    here is the full picture advertising the item. 

    Remember...the holidays are nearly upon us. 
    They make great Christmas gifts and stocking stuffers.


      November 2, 2019 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    So !! It really is in the Bag then....and Santa's sack as well Present'ly.   Hehe  
      November 2, 2019 10:35 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Hey Sweetie! I've thought of the perfect stocking-stuffer for you! I know you'll drive around with pride and confidence

    Lest anyone think it is photo-shopped and I am posting pics of actual scrotums
    here are the advertising links for the item called "Truck-Nutz".  They come in Flesh, re3d, Gold, Blue, and Black 
    https://www.bing.com/shop?q=truck+nutz+advertisement&FORM=SHOPTB



    I know from first-hand experience, full fact, this drives feminazis and lesbians crazy 


    This post was edited by Jon at November 4, 2019 6:51 PM MST
      November 3, 2019 2:00 PM MST
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  • Well, seems apropos.  As a general rule they do hang near the tailpipe.
      November 4, 2019 6:16 PM MST
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  • 2836
    True, but you don't want to scorch them
      November 4, 2019 6:24 PM MST
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  •   November 4, 2019 6:29 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I like my nuts roasted just a little so they burst open exposing the delicious, sweet nut-meat inside


      November 4, 2019 6:32 PM MST
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  •   November 4, 2019 6:35 PM MST
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  • 2836

    I need to teach you the fine are of roasting nuts
      November 4, 2019 6:39 PM MST
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  •   November 4, 2019 6:42 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Strangly ,it the only place that a surgeon can get a skin Graf from if a guy damages the skin on his elbow.....:(  
      November 2, 2019 8:40 PM MDT
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  • Now that is a fascinating and unusual piece of trivia. 
    I thought I knew everything one could do with testicles
    but that I did not know.  LOL! 

    I'm sure I'll never look at elbows quite the same.
      November 2, 2019 9:35 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Does the thought of crushed or broken nuts make you shiver then ? 
    You have to hand it two those Surgeons, they know just about every wrinkle about Ball Bags when they go shopping for something crinkly ....
    There was one Irish surgeon in England that thought he'd lost his job when he was firat given the sack....:(
     He was OK though ,his  job was safe and in the Bag as he carrier out the operation with ease despite quite stiff objections...:) 
      November 2, 2019 10:27 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Conversely, I've heard that neck tissue can be used to create a labia during a sexual reassignment surgery from male to female.

      November 2, 2019 10:14 PM MDT
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  • Sweet baby Jesus!
     

    From now on every time I hear him speak I'm gonna wonder if it was his voice
    or did he just queef a bit too loudly near a "hot" mic.

    What a nincompoop!
      November 2, 2019 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    *giggle*

    Don't you think he should wear a tampon as a necktie?
    LMAO


      November 2, 2019 10:20 PM MDT
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