Can you name a gift a woman should NEVER buy for a man?

It turns out that's there is nothing like a good old fashioned banging to get well and truly nailed as well and even more so if it's a clout nail being hit on....... Hehe 

I love it when we work from the same tool box! :) :)

My wife will buy me cool antique tools. She found a Henry Disston WWII vintage handsaw for $4.00. Quite good condition.

I have two Disston saws....one was my great Granddads who was a really good wood spoiler apparently and the other was one my dad brought in his youth...
None cut like modern saws though....have you tried a Jappanese pull saw yet....mine have no fleam and flush cut with no scratching at all. 

I don't have one of those. I can no longer use a saw since my surgery...nor a hammer. My other are is almost as bad. I'm kinda useless right now.

Hands... think hands.
They are a great tool you have and can still use.
As the commercial says, "They turn things on and off." 
It's a simple process... 

I can still use my hands for some things...eating, scratching, trimming my nails and others.

Trimming other people's nails?
You know, if you're good, I have 20 that would love to have some attention.
Do you paint as well?  ;) :)

**Heaven's Stars!!!**
That would be THE BEST gift, EVER, to a man who really wanted to better his relationship!!
Probably not a man who has any ego, but one who wanted to grow, in more ways than one, in his relationship... 
;) :)

As if such a man exists! :P   ;)  

;) :)!!  

I would be insulted.

Exactly! 

If I recall...... You can, if you can get your hands on her mobile phone....:) amongst other fings....

I'm peeking around the corner, cracking up!!!
:) :)

If you met her, you might think otherwise.

You are so mwarpedly, funnily, creative!!!!!

Where do the recesses of your brain come up with these images???


Truly a talent I admire and am in awe of.  TRULY AMAZING!

Hugs, Giggles, and Loves!! 
:) :)