Well, the upkeep on the tilde collection alone requires more than 25% of the average middle class annual take-home pay. Consider the pressure-sealed, all-weather, underground titanium vault with its own back-up generators and full time staff of seven. Papa has a lot of bills to pay.
Wow, impressive! Titanium vault and staff seven is top the line for sure. I imagine feeding all those tildes is expensive as well. Is it ever overcrowded there? If so, become a writer and thin the herd a bit. Just a suggestion.