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Wait, what? How did Randy D convince her that he's a fitness trainer? He is not even qualified in that field!



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Posted - November 20, 2019

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  • 8214
    OMG Randy D ahahahahahahaHAHAHAHA  you bad boy. 
      November 20, 2019 5:25 AM MST
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  • 53509



    ((((Shhhhhhhh!)))))

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      November 20, 2019 6:16 AM MST
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  • 10026
    That is stretching the truth.
    You can because you are an avid runner and know about cardio training.
    You, therefore, know about conditioning and stretching.  I know you eat well.
    I call FIB.
    Speaking of, want to go running this afternoon?  I must go to work but plan on getting home early, if I can get off of answerMug and get out the door.
    Anyway, this will be the first place I come when I get home and let's see if we can hook up for a quick spin around the lake!
    :) :)
    P.S.  Have you seen Element?  I'm starting to get concerned??? This post was edited by Merlin at November 20, 2019 5:36 PM MST
      November 20, 2019 8:48 AM MST
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  • 44620
    I have been watching over Pat...bad flu.
      November 20, 2019 5:37 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Thank goodness you are well enough to do such a task. Have you considered calling a home nurse?  I mean, for both of you!  One for her and one for you.  That would be ideal.
     
    I'm sending healing vibes and happy thoughts to both of you. 
    :) :)
      November 21, 2019 11:35 AM MST
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  • 44620
    I would kill myself first. When I can't take of her or me, I would rather be dead. This post was edited by Element 99 at November 22, 2019 6:47 AM MST
      November 21, 2019 1:11 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I would rather you not!
    I'm sticking my tongue out at you!
      November 21, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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  • 44620
    What are you going to do with it? 
      November 22, 2019 6:47 AM MST
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  • 10026
    In all due respect to goat, (which I send happy thoughts to while on vacation with Twink,) for you Element, nothing but the best.

    Tongue-lashing kisses!
    :) :)
      November 23, 2019 3:17 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Element‘s cell phone* last pinged off of a tower 15 miles outside of town on the expressway, and then it suddenly went silent. Of course, I have an alibi for the entire day; I was in civil court defending myself against a frivolously filed restraining order . . .




    *He claims to not owning a cell phone, so for the sake of this story line, it’s a constructive idea to fit the narrative. 

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      November 20, 2019 8:14 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I was looking for a two holes next to each other to write a funny response, and ran across this in the process.

    It was the better choice of the two.  ;) :) 
    Besides, not wanting to blow your cover, I posted something you might be interested in under Element.  Please take a peek. :) :)

    This post was edited by Merlin at November 22, 2019 6:49 AM MST
      November 21, 2019 1:58 PM MST
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  • 44620
    He's got? That sounds so Toledo Jeep worker. He has no sounds much better.
      November 20, 2019 5:38 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Thank you; it’s been edited. 
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      November 20, 2019 8:18 PM MST
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  • 10026
    Will the real Randy D please stand up?

    Is this Randy D's real identity?  Could I have stumbled upon his true self or possibly his twin?
      November 21, 2019 2:00 PM MST
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  • 44620
    That's a Randy exterminator.
      November 21, 2019 3:48 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Because she saw him coming a mile away. She's a hooker and she's very qualified.  
      November 21, 2019 11:48 AM MST
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