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Randy D

Before I move to Canadiaville or Canadaland or whatever they call it, and marry Jaimie, what are some Canadian words I’ll need to learn? ~

P.S. Please quit telling me that English is spoken there. I’ve heard you talk, and that stuff is whack. We can’t very well have a marriage with an interpreter following us around 24/7. 

Posted - November 23, 2019
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      November 23, 2019 9:10 PM MST
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  • 53509
    (I know. I was just joshing.)
    ~
      November 23, 2019 11:03 PM MST
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  • 46117
    She plans to lock you in a cage and feed you once a week.  
      November 23, 2019 8:05 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Sandwiches, right?

    “Randolph, it’s been a week and I’m ready to feed you, IF you behave. You know the rules: move away from the door and avert your eyes. You don’t want me to have to resort to the Taser the way I had to last time, do you?”
    ~
      November 23, 2019 8:25 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Tuna with mayo.  
    Roast beef with mayo.
    Chicken with mayo.
    Soup with mayo.

    Ice Cream with mayo.

    For Thanksgiving...

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 24, 2019 7:56 AM MST
      November 23, 2019 8:49 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Hey, wait . . .

    :[
      November 23, 2019 9:44 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Hi Randy, thanks for letting me handle your travel arrangements to Canadaville.  I'm so glad you chose me to make your travel plans!

    Your flight leaves tomorrow morning at 7:00.  You'll change planes in Denver and arrive in Memphis at 10:40.

    I've arranged a limo to pick you up at the airport in Memphis and drop you off by that trailer drop yard down the road in Canadaville.

    Enjoy your trip!  

      November 23, 2019 9:14 PM MST
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  • 53509

      “Hello, Better Business Bureau?  I didn’t hire this lady.  Grrrr.”
      November 23, 2019 9:46 PM MST
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  • 17599
    They pronounce progress  always with a hard o.  Americans only use that pronunciation for the verb form (They are progressing daily).  We say we made praug-ress on our project.  They would say they made pro-gress on their project. 
      November 23, 2019 9:31 PM MST
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  • 53509

    Thank you, but we all know that no matter how they pronounce it, Canadoolians (or whatever they’re called) only use the word progress when enviously referring to their big brother country to their immediate south. 


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      November 23, 2019 9:57 PM MST
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  • 11009
    Just be sure you have plenty of loonies and toonies when you get there. 
      November 24, 2019 7:01 PM MST
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