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Wow, she was really shocked to find out that I only hired her to make sandwiches for me! No one told her what it’s like around here? ~



  (I could always have her inventory the tildes and clean out the vault, but it would detract from her sandwich-making duties.)

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Posted - December 5, 2019
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  • 46117
    All it takes (tell her, or I will) is a few Castor Beans in the mix and her problems will fade into oblivion just like her employer. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 6, 2019 9:44 AM MST
      December 5, 2019 9:45 PM MST
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  • 53509

      You want me dead!  And after all the things you and I have been through together over the years!



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      December 5, 2019 10:29 PM MST
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  • 46117
    If you cannot forgive me just for wanting you dead? What kind of friend is that?
      December 5, 2019 11:40 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Grrrrrr. 
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      December 5, 2019 11:50 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Don't worry, I will save you.  Here, let me eat that sammich she gave you, just to see if it's ok. 
      December 6, 2019 5:47 AM MST
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  • 53509

      That’s it!  I just fired her, you’re in and she’s out. I shouldn’t have hired her in the first place; I know you’re the only one who cares about me. 


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      December 6, 2019 6:19 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Glad to see the light is still on.  I'm even willing to overlook your dislike for mayo, though I don't understand it.  Nice nails BTW in the image.  
      December 6, 2019 9:18 AM MST
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  • 10026
    HahahahahahahahahHaaa!
    Is there some gas involved in this answer??

      December 6, 2019 9:45 AM MST
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  • 16794
    She could always replace the PB with Vegemite ...
      December 6, 2019 4:12 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Patroncide is illegal in this jurisdiction. Jes’ sayin’.


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      December 6, 2019 6:05 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Funny, I heard her say cases of guacamole and mayonnaise were on the Amazon truck to your house.
    I think she understood perfectly. 
    ;) :)
      December 6, 2019 9:48 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Grrrrrrr. Good help is so hard to find. She’s out of here!



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      December 6, 2019 8:32 PM MST
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  • 10026
    I have a feeling she will be knocking at your door again. 
    She likes your tickling tildes. ;) :)
      December 7, 2019 3:53 AM MST
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  • 53509

      Well, maybe there is a little hope for her yet.  


      After all, not everything is about sandwiches  . . . wait, what am I saying?  Grrrrrrr.


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      December 7, 2019 8:10 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Absolutely!  I can tell by both your hair styles, this is the option you were looking to connect on. 
    :) :)
      December 7, 2019 10:53 AM MST
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  • 53509

      You rang?


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      December 7, 2019 12:45 PM MST
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