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Mary and Joseph name their kid Larry. How would history have changed. Larrymas?.

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Posted - December 7, 2019
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  • Not Amish enough.
      December 7, 2019 7:52 PM MST
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  • 44645
    Sethmas?
      December 7, 2019 7:54 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Jebadiahmas.
      December 7, 2019 7:58 PM MST
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  • 44645
    That would work. Shmielmas...kinda Jewish.
      December 7, 2019 8:01 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Sounds right. Jesus was Jewish, right? :)
      December 7, 2019 8:19 PM MST
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  • 11143
    It would of effected the type of Christmas presents kids got back in the 1940's and 1950's. Back then Three Stooges toys were popular but the churches would of called them evil  because they portray the son of God (Larry)  as a stooge so there wouldn't of been any of their toys for Christmas. Cheers and happy weekend!    
      December 7, 2019 8:31 PM MST
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  • 6988
    "Hey Moe!"
      December 8, 2019 7:48 AM MST
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  • Well, since the holiday isnt called "jesusmas"I would guess that the blessed birth of a Larry wouldn't change things much.  He would still be The Christ and more than likely the world would still celebrate the event as Chrsitmas.  Saying things like "the power of Larry compels you" and "In Larry's name we pray" makes me giggle though.  
      December 7, 2019 8:56 PM MST
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  • 46117
    What if Hitler's real  name was used.  Shickelgroover.  Heil Shickelgrover.
      December 7, 2019 8:58 PM MST
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  • 44645
    Or Putzenheimer.
      December 8, 2019 7:14 AM MST
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  • 6988
    Sounds kinda Jewish. 
      December 8, 2019 7:50 AM MST
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