Here's the sandwich I made for after you left it sitting on your table for a few minutes: Ugh , Randy, you just can't leave food out in your house!
The reason why you're in the hospital is because you didn't wash off your can of soda before you drank out of it. Your can of soda had tilde poop all over the top of it so you deserve to be in the hospital!
I can’t believe this! You’re one of those blame-the-victim types! By the way, your doctored photos and lying declarations will only strengthen my case. Keep giving more evidence that will sink you. Lies, all lies!