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Tattletale: Livvie once tried to serve me a sandwich with tildes sprinkled all over it.


  What’s the statute of limitations on a crime like that?

  (She’ll try to defend her miserable hide by saying that I liked it or that I asked for it. I’m including that in my civil lawsuit.)


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Posted - December 13, 2019

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  • 5451
    Here's the sandwich I made for you:



    Here's the sandwich I made for after you left it sitting on your table for a few minutes:  Ugh , Randy, you just can't leave food out in your house!



    The reason why you're in the hospital is because you didn't wash off your can of soda before you drank out of it.  Your can of soda had tilde poop all over the top of it so you deserve to be in the hospital!
      December 14, 2019 3:35 AM MST
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  • 53503

      I can’t believe this!  You’re one of those blame-the-victim types!  By the way, your doctored photos and lying declarations will only strengthen my case. Keep giving more evidence that will sink you. Lies, all lies!

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      December 14, 2019 6:04 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Ewwww, you two have a strange relationship.  This is a horrible example of down home cooking. 
      December 14, 2019 12:42 PM MST
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  • 53503

     “Relationship”?  Grrrrrrr. 



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      December 14, 2019 10:32 PM MST
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