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Have you ever heard a strange exchange between a flight attendant and a passenger? ~


Overheard between an airline passenger and a flight attendant:

Would you like something to drink?

Yes, do you have tomato juice?

We certainly do, I’ll bring you a glass of it, ok?

Wait, what is the temperature, please?

Excuse me?

What’s the temperature?

The temperature here in the aircraft or the temperature at our destination?

No, the temperature of the tomato juice.

The tomato juice. 

Yes, the tomato juice.

Are you asking whether it’s chilled or at room temperature?

No, I’m asking what is the actual temperature in degrees of the juice itself, not the can or the bottle, not even the plastic cup, but the juice.

You’re kidding, right?  Is this a joke?

I’m not joking.

You truly cannot be serious. 

I am serious. I need to know if it’s the right temperature before I drink it.

Well, I suppose I could tell you that it’s chilled, but I have no way of gauging the exact temperature in degrees.

I thought this is one of the top airlines in the world.

Listen, I’ll bring you the tomato juice and let you decide if it’s the right temperature for your needs.

No, never mind. If you don’t have the temperature, it’s not worth it. 

Posted - December 13, 2019

Responses


  • 44373
    Have you ever heard...

    No...but I heard this:

      December 13, 2019 8:36 PM MST
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  • 7573
    I'm at a loss for words. 
      December 13, 2019 8:43 PM MST
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  • 44373
    You never saw 'Airplane'? One of the funniest movies ever.
      December 13, 2019 8:45 PM MST
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  • 53042

      What makes you think she has never seen it based on her comment above?  I don’t think that was implied at all. 
    ~
      December 13, 2019 8:48 PM MST
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  • 44373
    Well...we shall wait for her response to mine. How dare you accuse me of thinking this late. It's almost 2300 here.
      December 13, 2019 8:54 PM MST
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  • 23177
    Yes!
    I'd say it could very well be THE funniest movie ever made!
    :)
    :)
    :)
      December 13, 2019 9:03 PM MST
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  • 44373
    There is always a debate between it and 'Blazing Saddles'. And 'Search for the Holy Grail'.
      December 14, 2019 10:50 AM MST
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  • 53042

    “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”.


      December 14, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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  • 23177
    And then the "Life of Brian" movie -- is that the one where Jesus breaks out in to a happy uplifting song as he's on the cross? And then that scene with Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, where we join a small group of people on the outer edges of the crowd and they keep mishearing Jesus' words? And someone sass, "He said something about 'blessed are the cheese makers.' "

    Or something like that. :)
      June 23, 2020 6:37 PM MDT
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    7573
    OMG, strange people in this world. 
      December 13, 2019 8:43 PM MST
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  • 3689
    LOL!

    I feel sorry for the attendant.

    I couldn't be an airline steward, or any hold any similar position dealing with the General Public in a somewhat enclosed situation....

    I'd not have the patience to deal diplomatically with prunes like a passenger who fails to bring his tomato-juice thermometer.  
      December 17, 2019 1:04 PM MST
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