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I think I poisoned my beloved Twinkle with bad meat! Merry Christmas baby? :(

The story begins with a shopping trip to Market with plans for making a delicious Lasagna.
Unbeknownst to me, the ground turkey had turned, but not enough to possess the funk of putrid fowl.
Have you ever poisoned your family, a friend or a loved one with food gone bad unintentionally?

I want to alleviate all your fears...Twinkle is not dead...he's not even sick,  thank God!

Posted - December 18, 2019
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  • 14795
    You better make sure that the veg is ok as well then 
      December 18, 2019 6:58 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Very true, but I never have problems with veggies, it's the meat. It's always about the meat
      December 18, 2019 7:04 PM MST
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  • See the source image
      December 18, 2019 7:43 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Meat is meat and a man's gotta eat!
      December 18, 2019 7:52 PM MST
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  • JESUS, MARY KATE, AND ASHLEY OLSEN!  I should have just washed it all down with some of Element99's "safe-to-drink" curdled milk and gone out with the bang of intestinal distress for the holidays.  For the record I can get this kind of treatment from Golden Corral.  Should you need me, I'll be in the bathroom most of the night.  Don't forget to walk the dogs and don't you dare feed any to them cause I ain't cleaning up the mess.  I love you.  LOL!
      December 18, 2019 6:58 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Sweet Baby Jesus

    If it's any consolation, you'll soon be able to fit in those jeans you wore in High School

    *Smooches*  & *Licks*
      December 18, 2019 7:03 PM MST
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  • Vomiting and diarrhea.  The Karen Carpenter diet plan.  Fabulous!  I'll be an x-ray with a pulse.  Perfect for Christmas and losing those extra holiday pounds.


      December 18, 2019 7:45 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Look, if that doesn't work, maybe we can both try something else.
    I'll give you Ayds for Christmas
      December 18, 2019 7:57 PM MST
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  •   December 18, 2019 8:03 PM MST
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  • 2836
    LMAO

    Like I did not see THAT coming!

      December 18, 2019 8:14 PM MST
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  • 23577
    [ The Carpenters' Christmas albums is one of my favorites :)  ]
      December 18, 2019 9:03 PM MST
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  • I knew of Karen Carpenter especially the more sordid things about her health and her death but was never really very familiar with her music until a couple of years ago when an excellent remix of one of her hits came my way.  I decided to research all things related to her.  I am so hooked by her voice now.  She was amazing and still is but its so sad that shes gone.  What a loss.
      December 19, 2019 7:28 PM MST
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  • 23577
    I like her voice a lot, too. Sad about her being gone, yeah.
      December 19, 2019 7:34 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Karen's voice was very soothing and very pleasing to the ears.  The fact that she wanted to be a drummer rather than a vocalist always intrigued me. I'm so glad she chose to bless us with her music.  When I first heard them, I was not into that style of music, but when I grew up and became a big boy, I fell in love with the Carpenters. This post was edited by Jon at December 19, 2019 8:41 PM MST
      December 19, 2019 7:41 PM MST
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  • 23577
    Yup, I, too, have always been intrigued about her wanted to more be a drummer. She certainly was talented all around.
      December 19, 2019 8:42 PM MST
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  • I love Christmas funerals.

    Can I bring JellO ?
      December 18, 2019 7:10 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Yes! Can I make a request? 
    In honour of the Dink, you can bring his favorite dish

    He was always fond of the wieners *sob*


      December 18, 2019 7:39 PM MST
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  • ME TOO!!

    I'll miss him so much 
      December 18, 2019 7:49 PM MST
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  • 44620
    You poisoned him with fake meat...turkey is not real meat. Make ricotta cheese lasagna with real meat balls as a side. Two of them are usually enough. This post was edited by Element 99 at December 19, 2019 4:57 AM MST
      December 18, 2019 7:41 PM MST
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