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What if both you and Randy D got as drunk as two skunks last night, you just woke up in his bed and you don’t remember a thing?





Posted - December 20, 2019
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  • Since I just made your dreams come true you owe me big time. 
      December 20, 2019 8:00 PM MST
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  • 53509

     I know, right?


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      December 20, 2019 10:29 PM MST
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  • 16777
    Randy D doesn't drink and both of us are straight - so I'd know I'd died and gone straight to Hell.
      December 20, 2019 11:01 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Whew, dodged THAT bullet!  Then I guess the dream I had about me being pregnant after a Foster’s and Vegemite-induced tryst was just awkward surrealism. 



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      December 21, 2019 8:14 AM MST
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  • 16777
    Definitely. Foster's is the worst beer in Australia. We export all of it because the locals won't drink it.
      December 22, 2019 1:17 AM MST
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  • 53509

      (Oops. Being a non-drinker, I just pulled the only Aussie beer brand I knew off the top of my head.)


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      December 22, 2019 10:07 AM MST
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  • I'm thinking Alexa would still spill everything.
      December 20, 2019 11:07 PM MST
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  • 53509

      She’d better not!



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      December 21, 2019 1:47 AM MST
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  • 2836
    Would never, ever happen. I am not attracted sexually to black men This post was edited by Jon at December 21, 2019 3:55 PM MST
      December 21, 2019 3:36 PM MST
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  • Seems a little harsh, since the rest of this blather isn't even half serious.
      December 21, 2019 3:57 PM MST
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  • 2836
    I'm just being honest.
    I would not want to get Randy's hopes up
      December 21, 2019 4:01 PM MST
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  • Maybe too little too late 
      December 21, 2019 4:04 PM MST
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  • 2836
    We all have our peccadillos 
      December 21, 2019 4:06 PM MST
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  • I've never done it with a peccadillo. 

    Does it hurt?
      December 21, 2019 4:16 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Honey, It hurts until it bleeds


      December 21, 2019 5:01 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Why does it always have to be sexual?  Can’t we just be two friends?


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      December 22, 2019 12:10 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Then whatever happened is between me and Randy D~.  Simple.  Kill Randy D~.  

    Solved.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 22, 2019 7:50 PM MST
      December 21, 2019 5:23 PM MST
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  • 394
    You were so good last night, you blew my mind.
     This post was edited by ally at December 24, 2019 7:38 AM MST
      December 23, 2019 7:03 AM MST
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  • 53509

      We should do this again.



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      December 24, 2019 7:39 AM MST
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