When I returned to the US after one of my overseas deployments, I hastily bought an Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme, passing up the chance to even test drive a Saab because its owner wasn’t available for another couple of days. The Olds was one of the worst cars I’ve ever owned: it had me in the Part-of-the-Month-Club in no time.
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This was my dream car. The first day I hopped in with money in my pocket, the roof down, I experienced a moment of freedom and joy like never before. As a young guy with a trim body, long thick hair such as a lion's mane, hormones raging, and very cute...
I thought I was everything! I felt like a rockstar! lol
Then...the nightmare began within a month. Before I continue, it should be noted that...
AN 18-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOULD NEVER HAVE AN MG MIDGET!!!
Tune-ups required, about $200. Sometimes the parts were not available and had to be ordered. The Engine caught fire once because the exhaust manifold cracked shooting super-hot air onto the dual carbs. Then, the king-pins wore out, Then the clutch wore out. Anyone familiar with an MG Midget knows that this is not a simple task. Because of the low ground clearance, the underneath of the car is sealed. This required the Engine to be pulled. The drive-shaft is then disconnected from the rear end, and the entire trans is pulled forward into the engine compartment. Uggggggggggggh.
Yeah. I had lots of fun with that little guy (most which I cannot repeat in open forum LOL), but that was overshadowed by the maintenance and repair costs.
And there was that time I fell asleep at the wheel and drove the car into a snowbank during a raging blizzard. After burying it up to the taillights in snow, I needed to crawl through my window and dig my way through about 5-6 feet of snow with bare hands at 3am in the morning.
Did I already say that an 18-year-old kid should never have an MG Midget? *sigh*
Good Times!