Do you like egg nog? What a waste of good booze.

I know the feeling because eventually, like cigarrettes, booze has you! Marijuana therapy! If you have to be an addictive personality your whole life! Like me. You can't take the narcotics out of the boy! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 25, 2019 11:10 AM MST

Yes you can. I beat an opioid addiction. I quit smoking. I enjoy a beer but can live without it.

Do NOT even THINK of taking my coffee away.

It's not the booze I can't drink, its the eggnog (I can't drink booz for other reasons).

That's not what you said. You said sans booze without alcohol so you must be a little off with your plot twist.

Lets' see...

Eggnog is the protagonist.  Booze is the antagonist.  Not drinking is the plot.  The conflict is lactose intolerance.  The resolution is abstinence, thus no all night bathroom visit.  ...

One evening the question 'Do you like eggnog' was asked.
Before long an answer was written. 'Yes (sans booze)'.
Now the preposition 'sans' means 'without'.
So, I like eggnog without booze, but I can no longer drink it.  Since I don't drink it I can live haply ever after.

The end.

The End!? Are you reading the Bible again?

No.  You said my plot twist was off.  So I wrote it out in a short story.

Besides, the bible is the beginning.

Shuhak no feel bad I meant nothing but playful cynicism. Don't do anything off. Askers pick I give you the fact although I did not ask this mess! Plot twist anyways..because I read a lot and never use the words to even pronounce them correctly anyways so be good hippy relax. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 25, 2019 11:24 PM MST

I just bought lactose free milk and it's milk light.

Ya! I knew it. Hey Ho! Fellow bohemian!

  I agree. 

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And more turmeric or pepper for a snappy taste. Not like drinking liquid butter. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at December 25, 2019 7:29 PM MST