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Randy D

What’s the number one way to ruin a sandwich?


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Posted - December 27, 2019
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  • 19937
    Drop it on the floor.
      December 27, 2019 7:40 AM MST
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  • 6988
    From a sandwich eye view, I would say eating it would ruin it.
      December 27, 2019 7:58 AM MST
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  • MAYO!! Is it mayo? I bet it’s mayo. What do I win???
      December 27, 2019 8:09 AM MST
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  • 53509

      That’s it! I’m ripping up the divorce papers and firing my lawyer; you and I are officially back together!  You’re the only one who understands me, and I’ll never let you go again!



    ~
      December 27, 2019 11:31 AM MST
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  • Oh... yay... I won. -_-    ;) 
      December 27, 2019 2:59 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Divorce?   He married me 10 years ago.  Uh oh, perhaps you should ask him about me.   
      December 27, 2019 5:35 PM MST
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  • Wait what?????? RANDY! What’s she talking about??
      December 27, 2019 7:21 PM MST
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  • 53509

      Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, let’s be rational about this: neither of you wants to go to the Boom-Boom Room with me several times a day every single day; I would just wear both of you out, so it only makes sense to spread it around a little bit. Each of you has your assigned time slots in the Rand-Man Scheduling app, so as long as you stick to it, this is a win-win for everyone involved. The only question I have is this: which one of you keeps erasing Jane S from the rotation and taking her slot?  Grrrrrrrr. 



    ~
      December 27, 2019 9:12 PM MST
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  • 34283
    Mayo, Veggimite, veggie sandwich.  This post was edited by my2cents at December 27, 2019 6:34 PM MST
      December 27, 2019 8:12 AM MST
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  • By placing a woman in the mix.  Or do you mean a food sandwich?  I'm confused.  My mind went to a coital "three meat" people sandwich.
      December 27, 2019 8:18 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Wrap  them in cellophane and  sell them at  a local  Circle K.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 27, 2019 6:34 PM MST
      December 27, 2019 9:14 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Using stale bread, hot house tomatoes that have no taste, wilted lettuce, and any mayo besides Hellmans or Best Foods (they are the same). 
      December 27, 2019 9:29 AM MST
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  • Hellman's mayo is sooooo good.  Thick and creamy and tasty like a shake.  It's my favorite beverage.  LOL!
      December 27, 2019 11:54 AM MST
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  • 46117
    I agree.   Bring out the  Hellman's and bring out the best.  
      December 27, 2019 1:00 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Running out of cheese.
      December 27, 2019 10:40 AM MST
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  • 2836
    A sure fire way to ruin my lunch is a tomato. Nothing repulses me more than a delicious sandwich that has been ruined, the bread slimy and wet, drenched in tomato snot. Disgusting!

      December 27, 2019 12:03 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Put lots of salt on the tomato and put the lettuce on so it doesn't leak.  
      December 27, 2019 12:59 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I love tomatoes.  
      December 27, 2019 1:10 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Nope Nope Nope

    You can have my tomato
      December 27, 2019 4:19 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Nope Nope Nope

    You can have my tomato
      December 27, 2019 4:19 PM MST
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  • Make it with KANGARUIN MEAT!!! This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 27, 2019 6:34 PM MST
      December 27, 2019 4:19 PM MST
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  • 44619
    I hear it's quite tasty smoked and sliced deli-thin. Same with koala.
      December 27, 2019 5:20 PM MST
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  • 17596
    Put Miracle Whip on it. 
      December 27, 2019 4:58 PM MST
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  • 53509

    Grrrrrrr. 

      December 27, 2019 8:38 PM MST
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