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You wake up tomorrow morning and find me naked and in bed with you. What would be your first thought?

Posted - January 1, 2020

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  • 44583
    That I have died and gone to Hell.
      January 1, 2020 3:17 PM MST
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  • 14795
    You've got to stop winding up going there, but at least it's a warm and friendly place ....and a lot more fun that that other make believe depressive place where it's always cloudy and doom and gloom...:( 
      January 1, 2020 3:59 PM MST
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  • 44583
    Sweetie...this guy is creepy. Report him.
      January 1, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I worked that out about five mins ago and after I read one of your replies to him....I then put two and too to gether and god knows what I came up with :( 
      January 1, 2020 7:34 PM MST
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  • 44583
    God help him...or not. HEY...keep that thing away from me.
      January 1, 2020 7:37 PM MST
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  • 13
    You put two and two together...Yeah right...lol
      January 1, 2020 8:01 PM MST
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  • 14795
    What four you say that ? 
      January 1, 2020 8:05 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I must stop taking hallucinognic drugs ....I can't handle these awful night mares anymore...their enough to drive me to drink again...:(
      January 1, 2020 3:52 PM MST
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  • 13
    I have a cure for this...Get a large bucket. Fill it with cold water. Place your head in the bucket three times but remove it only twice...Cures EVERYTHING babe!
      January 1, 2020 9:13 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Why are you wearing a cowboy hat to bed?
      January 1, 2020 4:59 PM MST
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  • 1817
    it’s called high fashion, duh 
      January 1, 2020 6:09 PM MST
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  • 19937
    DUH yourself.
      January 1, 2020 7:49 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I can't believe I missed that.  I bet he has boots too that make the feet smell.  That would wake me up from a dead sleep.  
      January 1, 2020 7:19 PM MST
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  • 14795
    He thought he was having a Night Cap and forgot that he suffered still with dyslexia ....:( 
      January 1, 2020 7:41 PM MST
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  • First thought...
    Do I charge you by the hour or give you one discounted flat rate for the whole night.

    Decisions Decisions.
      January 1, 2020 5:09 PM MST
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  • 44583
    Beware of this guy, my friend.
      January 1, 2020 6:57 PM MST
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  • 2836
    All I got to say is that all transactions need to go through me first. 

    I'll need a 1040STD form completed by his Doctor,  notarized accompanied by a non-refundable Payment up-front.  
    We have to keep the product safe from disease carriers and financial assistance is NOT available.

    This post was edited by Jon at January 2, 2020 7:02 AM MST
      January 1, 2020 8:10 PM MST
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  • 11081
    My first thought would be if I need another mummy or not. I  usally bury people that sneak into my house in the peat moss bog then I dig them up in 20 years and call them Mummy ( peat moss bogs have preserving properties). Cheers and Happy New Year!
      January 1, 2020 5:27 PM MST
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  • 46117
    You are so weird.  CHEERS!
      January 1, 2020 7:18 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Well, I would say to you the same thing I say to the rest of them, WHO ARE YOU? 
      January 1, 2020 5:29 PM MST
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  • 44583
    He is obviously a sex perv. Look at his other questions.
      January 1, 2020 6:58 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Do you think I need protecting from him or does he need the protecting?  HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  
      January 1, 2020 7:17 PM MST
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  • 44583
    Oh...I forgot. Go kick some trump, girl.
      January 1, 2020 7:20 PM MST
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  • 46117
    This guy is definitely a member of his base.  He has all the signs.  Wit, talent and a cowboy hat and he thinks he's hot.  He needs to wash that hair.  
      January 1, 2020 7:41 PM MST
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