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Why is life so unfair? My son goes to Japan for a year to study abroad, he'll receive kudos and college credits. Whenever I study a broad, all I get is slapped in the face and restraining orders.

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Posted - September 18, 2016

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  • 53509
    Lol.
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      September 18, 2016 11:54 AM MDT
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  • 3934

    Life is even tougher for broad jumpers. It's a wonder that's still a track & field event...;-D...

      September 18, 2016 11:57 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    She's SEXY! Hey, wait a second, where's the broad she's jumping over? I want to see what she looks like too!
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      September 18, 2016 12:55 PM MDT
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  • 17599

    Life just ain't fair................:)

      September 18, 2016 1:16 PM MDT
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  • 96

    damn gringo broads

      September 18, 2016 6:48 PM MDT
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  • 46117

    You should be a proud papa.  Good for him and best of luck.  How wonderful.

      September 18, 2016 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    :(
      September 18, 2016 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    Lol!
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      September 18, 2016 7:11 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    But what about ME? Do you know how much I've wasted on legal costs?

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      September 18, 2016 7:12 PM MDT
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  • When did you get a son? I know it wasn't by me! :0)

      September 18, 2016 10:44 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Get a grip, you and I have a daughter together.  Please don't tell me you've forgotten all about Randilla Quesadilla.

    :|

      September 18, 2016 10:58 PM MDT
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  • Randy...that's not our daughter. She's older than that...

    This is our daughter... :0|

    (This image came up when I put in "little black girls" also, "Ludacris" came up...go figure...:0|)

      September 18, 2016 11:19 PM MDT
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  • 53509
    (Are you sure your keyword search wasn't "stalker of little black girls"?)

    :|
      September 20, 2016 8:28 PM MDT
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  • 22891

    not sure why, i think its unfair too

      September 25, 2016 7:58 PM MDT
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