.
I hope not, umm I mean don't look in that chest in the basement! I paid a lot for him at a garage sale so it had better really be him! Wait, you didn't read that OK? There's nothing down there to see! I swear!
Well, it's been forty one years. Even the perpetrators are probably stinking by now.
I thought they had found him in the end zone of a high school football field, but I never heard any more about that.
Maybe, someday, eventually.
It's been 41 years now.
Maybe in another 41 years.
Yes, he is in the vault with Trump's income tax returns. Never to be found or seen again.
Clever!
In 2057?
Ahh....maybe.....
