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Randy D

Exactly how long do you expect me to keep all your stuff at my place? (Grrrrr.)

It’s been six months already!  You said it would be just a week or two. 


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Posted - January 7, 2020
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  • 8214
    You have my stuff? YAY!  Just don't forget who makes the "best"
    sammiches for you...ME!     This post was edited by Art Lover at January 7, 2020 10:36 AM MST
      January 7, 2020 8:36 AM MST
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  • So that's where all my stuff went!  
      January 7, 2020 9:17 AM MST
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  • 53502
    YOU left it here!  Grrrrr. 
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      January 7, 2020 10:38 AM MST
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  • 10026

    Why, Randy D, what you see as junk are not trivial items at all.
    I left those items and clothes for you to benefit.
    As you store them for years with moth balls and taking all your closet space, they are growing in value.
    Soon, you can sell them yourself as vintage clothing and antiques.  You will make a fortune.
    I'm sorry you feel it a burden.  I was hoping it would be a healthy wad of bills for your wallet.

    On top of the fortune you are soon to have, I left a fabulous surprise for you.

    I'll give you a hint.  It is hidden in the clothes and it is pink.
    ;) :)

    This post was edited by Merlin at January 7, 2020 10:37 AM MST
      January 7, 2020 9:18 AM MST
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  • 53502

      Er, um, I found it, but it’s not really me. 


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      January 7, 2020 10:47 AM MST
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  • 10026
    Oh, I beg to differ.
    I see the pants fit you just fine!  What happened to the shirt?  Did you put it with all the others we've sent over the years?
      January 7, 2020 10:50 AM MST
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  • 7792
    That little restraining order is putting the kibosh on that little annoyance. This post was edited by Zack at January 7, 2020 10:57 AM MST
      January 7, 2020 10:53 AM MST
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  • 64
    Oh the police have stopped looking for it....can you fence it for me...i will give you 10%..
      January 7, 2020 1:20 PM MST
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  • 5451
    I'm out of room at my place.  Besides, I have some more bodies I need to bring over for hiding at your place.
      January 7, 2020 10:57 PM MST
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  • 53502

      Officers, for the last time, I don’t know that woman, I have never even seen her before, I cannot tell you how she snuck into my house and planted that evidence there, and I absolutely am not involved in her plot to hide more bodies of her victims. I’m not ready to answer any more questions, and I want a lawyer. 

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      January 7, 2020 11:14 PM MST
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  • 5451
    Oh, I see you're busy with the police.  Umm, I'll just come back later after you've posted bail.  *drives off*
      January 7, 2020 11:28 PM MST
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  • 53502
    Grrrrrrrr. 

      January 8, 2020 5:30 AM MST
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  • 16762
    I let you hide in my basement, this is payback.
      January 7, 2020 11:16 PM MST
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