On the way-out morally and classically liberal platform we have a duet standing for president - the magnificent combination of SapphicHeart and WingedWonder.
Campaigning as #WonderHeart2016, the duo's policies are no false promises, no taxes, no negativity, no fear mongering, no violence, no wars - peace and love only.
Upholding family values and polite behaviour, Not Trump will soon be appearing as El Machismo, attended by a tribe of gypsies run by the matriarch Lucia, a formidable madonna who has private access to the reins of power. The Macho planks include no censorship and free immigration from other sites. How this marries with family values is still uncertain but Lucia is certain to ensure that it will. Further clarification is needed on the subject of illegal aliens since it seems El Macho has shifted from a previous position of advocating extreme vetting. El Machismo has been silent so far on the subject of how the site would be funded. Some speculate that he is in favour of taxation.
The people have called upon Margarite Matisse, the Beloved and Old School, the SKOL to stand up for art, science, intellect, and culture. Both have commented in the so far unofficial campaign, but have not yet committed themselves to stand as candidates.
Other candidates may still come forward, either as individuals or as teams, but must have different policies so as to give Muggers a clear choice in the direction of this rapidly growing site.
Sharonna Flatline Quantum Nuka Cola has disappointed many by her announcement that she refused to stand. Many saw her as the ultimate candidate for unbridled freedom of word and action.
The date for the election is soon to be set, at which point the official campaign is likely to unleash the full repertoire of demagoguery and political tricks.
The election will run concurrent with a referendum on the need for a president.
Ownership of the site and ToS remain unchanged as these are written into the constitution by the founding parents.
The goddess, Just Asking, watches from heaven with amused and benign interest.
Flagrant lesbian bribery yes,
but absolutely no threats.
It's El Machismo who has announced that he will teach women their proper place beneath men. His missionary zeal is frightening.
Unless you have seductive arts to subvert him, all women are lost if Sir Trump wins.
#MakeLoveNotWar #WingedHeart2016
Dear Ms Hart, I hope that my response come close to the caliber of this post. Thank you for such effort and.for being such a sport.
http://answermug.com/forum/topics/what-do-you-think-folks
VOTE NOT TRUMP!!
Good one! Made me laugh with that one.
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
Some say the test you have for women to join your little awesome party over there makes airport security look like an English tea party.
Deep searches and lots of carpet maintenance.
Don't know what that means. Does.anybody know what that means.folks?
Who knows?
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
Missionary seal...good one!
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
No bribery or threats, but think how boring everything would be without
#AwesomeLesbians #WingedHeart2016
HERE IT IS FOLKS!
This is all these little women think.about. all the time.
I mean, embarrassing ,
Regardless of whatever it is the topic, you'll find these little women turning it all into a sex flirtathon!
Great gals, GOTTA LOVE EM!
Men love that! Don't.they, yes they do.
Believe me.
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
We finally get a picture of SapphicHeart and Winged Wander. Now the question is whom is who.
Right folks?
Another question is,
where is that? It looks like it's somewhere in Europe. Not England tho.
Is England.in Europe?
I don't think it is, is it?
Don't think so. I heard everybody in Europe secretly wants to be.American. I know, sad , actually.
I mean, why wouldn't they right??
VOTE NOT TRUMP!!
Oh, the flirting is just the window dressing -
it's the bonobo-like expression of a peaceful way - make love not war.
It's what happens on the surface of a way of life
in which everything nurtures the well-being of all life.
If you suppress that which loves life - (which includes suppressing women,)
what you get is a world full of conflict.
If you want love only and no taxes
VOTE #WonderHeart2016 :)
One insult after another. We love any woman, any man. Hot pants fits everyone.
#NoInsultsLoveOnly #HotPantsFitsEveryone #LoveMatters #WingedHeart2016
aM knows no boarders.
#NoboardersLoveOnly #LoveMatters #WingedHeart2016
Are you truly telling us. .
Honestly , I mean.
That going around, sad, if you ask me, flirting and engaging in sexual banter with, WHOMEVER, has a finger to type with.
Regardless of the species they belong to,
That that is about nurturing and loving.
Some people are talking about Gold Showers.
Don't know what they are. But they're golden, They gotta be worth a lot of money, LOVE EM!
Does anybody know what they are?
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
No BOARDERS is right!
Are you sure English is your native language?
I mean, what do you think folks??
WE SPEAK AMERICAN!
VOTE NOT TRUMP!
I wait with my breath held...
