Don’t you realize that if you cannot produce, we’re going to have to get rid of you?

  There’s a weekly quota. You’re not meeting expectations. 


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Oh really?

Then no milkshakes for you ...


This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 11, 2020 1:31 AM MST

Stop that...you want me to have another heart attack?

Ride hard, die free 

“Good morning, Human Resources Office, Personnel Assignment Desk?  This is Randy D. I’m authorizing you to have this young lady transferred here effective immediately. Yes, that’s right, yes. What’s that?  Oh, I certainly do have a position for her here, and believe me, there’s plenty for her to work on, a heavy workload day and night.  Yes, yes, it’s the best place for an up and comer like she is, my unit has needed someone like her for quite some time now. I can truly use her talents in several ways, she’ll work right under me, and I’ll see to it that she performs. No, no, no, it will be fine, just she and I working together, I’m quite accustomed to the one-on-one approach. If it’s too much for her to handle alone, I’ll look into a group or team angle sometime in the future, but for right now, I’ll break her in and show her the ropes myself. I’m sure she’ll bring about a satisfactory outcome. Please, stop with the praises, you flatter me, I might start blushing. Thanks. Oh, one last thing, I’ll need extreme privacy, of course. (Cough, cough.)”

~ This post was edited by Randy D at January 11, 2020 12:11 AM MST

That's better .

  Just as I suspected. I’m glad that I always paid you with counterfeit money. 


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Works better than rubber checks.

  Excuse me, but I did NOT rub her checks, and I resent your accusation that I did. Grrrr. 



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To Canadians, all of our money is counterfeit. Even pennies.

Our coin machines all take American but i'm not sure they accept bills.

I was stepping in that same direction! 
:) :)

  That would be fine, except that this is a cabbage factory. 

:(

Darn!  I'll never get ahead here.

Leaf it to me; I’ll put in a good word for you. 
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Although you're being corny, I'm all ears.

When you pepper the conversation with sugary little compliments like that, it makes me realize you’re the salt of the earth. It shows how much you carrot, but I canned only hope you’re bean honest and not just pulling my leg of lamb. 
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  Promises, promises. 
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